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Best Tight Wad Poems

Below are the all-time best Tight Wad poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of tight wad poems written by PoetrySoup members


tight wad
yer cannie as cannie be
Na'e sloutch or frivolous spend-thrift ye
Who's coins to feered to leave the purse
In-case it's ye'sd tae quench the thirst
O' the ither...

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© john scott  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tight wad, anxiety,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Dead letters
In the twilight of the day
when I'm worn to spent to play
I try to write  to no avail
the page is bright, but
the ink is...

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Categories: tight wad, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Me and My Pal the Mushroom King
Walking in the woods on a summers day
I ran across the savvy mushroom king
The old tight-wad geezer wanted to play
I played him checkers and a...

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Categories: tight wad, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme Royal
Bunch of Bum Steers
Bunch of Bum Steers

Are you really a rowdy, rude Republican
Who do sin and for long time have been
And after I had heard this was realizing
Politicians...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tight wad, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Sinister Tightwad In Westminister
Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster

Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tight wad, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick