Tight Wad Poems - Poems about Tight Wad

...The day the pond dried up, the ducks were blue. They spoke to the chickens, the turkeys, the peacock too. They wanted to speak to the rancher, and possibly sue. He was nowhere around, that tight w......Read the rest...

...TIGHT WAD Yer cannie, as cannie be. Nae sloutch, or frivolous, spend-thrift, ye. Whose coin, to feered to leave the purse, -in-case it’s ye’sd tae quench the thirst. O, the ither, who just stood......Read the rest...

...Walking in the woods on a summers day I ran across the savvy mushroom king The old tight-wad geezer wanted to play I played him checkers and a little chess. The king was pretty good, I must confe......Read the rest...

...Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster Someone sat that he became sinister, When called tight wade in Westminster; Where he did go, Was called a weirdo; In plate he had placed his pet hamster. J......Read the rest...

...In the twilight of the day when I'm worn to spent to play I try to write to no avail the page is bright, but the ink is pale so the straight flat papers crumbles as my thoughts wander and stum......Read the rest...

...yer cannie as cannie be Na'e sloutch or frivolous spend-thrift ye Who's coins to feered to leave the purse In-case it's ye'sd tae quench the thirst O' the ither who's just stood ye one now sitti......Read the rest...

...Bunch of Bum Steers Are you really a rowdy, rude Republican Who do sin and for long time have been And after I had heard this was realizing Politicians like them had been despising. Always w......Read the rest...