Best Thermostat Poems

Temperatures have plummeted for November,
And I am monitoring my thermostat setting
Snow is expected, normally, not until December,
Temperatures have plummeted for November
My fireplace is a-glow with hot ash and ember
I suspect sleet and snow we’ll soon be getting
Temperatures have plummeted for November
And I am monitoring my...

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It's 55 degrees outside
no heat on in the house
My feet in blanket I do hide
the gauge I need to browse

At times we turn the heater on
then quickly turn it off
My husband likes it to be warm
I just sit and cough

Though cigarettes doth hinder
this I don't...

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our house is on freeze
a hundred degrees outside
I need a blanket 
I got outside to warm up
Fall asleep in the sun
with the cat...

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He's an elder now so don't dare forget.
He has special needs and they need to be met..
Always been a hot boy so keep the thermostat down,
or he'll gulp too much water and in urine you'll drown..
Never was a barker but now lets you know.
Better pay...

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