My Poetic Assault Part 2 (Slam)

Every poet on this site fill up your cup and throw your hands in the air.
It's gonna be an entertaining night, so sit back and watch this poetic warfare!
This could be just a one-sided fight, but it will be entertaining all the same.
So as I destroy this poetic parasite, all you soupers chant my damn name!

O. K. P. D.., here's some slam poetry, and my sentences will put you in a poetic headlock!
How dare you think you can compete with me!  Girl, I'm the Poetic Warlock!
Each exclamation mark is like a thousand stingers, so what cha think of that?!
You're not in my ballpark, so you can get the middle finger as I walk over you like a doormat!

Each stanza is more diabolical than the last, so put your finger between your legs, scratch 
and sniff!
I'm putting you in a body cast, so you better beg before I throw you over that poetic cliff!!
Souper's have no fear, I'm ending P.D.'s poetic career, so you take your poems throw em in 
a waste basket!
I was hired to make you disappear, by putting the final nail in your wooden casket!!!

Oops, catching fire, there goes my notepad; Someone turn down my pen's thermostat!
I will not tire, like bombs over baghdad; so how is P. D.  suppose to compete with that?
Every souper knows I'm the badest, so how dare you try to compete!
And Nate will be the sadest, because P.D.'s heart I've come to eat!!

I'm raining this poetic assault like raindrops, and you're now the Soup Laughingstock.
Just stop; you can't conquer my mountain top! I'm the Poetic Warlock!!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/7/2010 7:59:00 AM
i respect your style, which is why i wish you would respond to my soupmail. you don't sound like someone who would run from a challenge.
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Date: 8/5/2010 8:00:00 AM
dude read my poem...for your own sake you should spot it easily- RED
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