Best Thats Another Thing Poems

Last night my missus gave me oysters for my tea
I was really kind of hopeful for a night of tumble round whoopee
I showered and shaved, it helps to smell like a stud
But her half dozen oysters must have all of been duds.

Things were looking desperate...

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My love for you, 
Is so strong & true. 
I send you my love, 
By using a white dove. 
Although you are far away, 
On my mind is where you stay. 
I can't live with the pain, 
Of never seeing you again. 
I've heard that...

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My words wont ever hold a candle to Poe or Byron.
Rhymes about whiskey and loose woman.
No that pulitzer there really is no need in admiring.

For Im the guy that get's wasted and jumps 
over fire.
Gives everyone a good laugh.
But im far from  what women...

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( NOVEMBER RAIN )

November is the season of autumn, where leaves they like to change.
Once the wind picks up hard, the bare tree will seem strange.
Vehicles expierence driving in the snow, chains they are required.
Emergency trucks are on the go, thats one thing thats not...

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the war in iraq is bad....but the wars with ourselves are the worse

because when you are fighting yourselve...who will win..you don't know

we have wars with ourselves all the time..but the wars with other countrys..

they don't come around that much...i wish the wars with myself were...

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If you were to home school me
If you were to not 
That would be a shame now
come on now would it not.
So I find myself hard to express
I really do confess
Because when Im being yelled at
you say Im offly fat
So, I try to think of...

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Why is my name and Life experiences always on your Lips?
Are you using me as a guide in life? Or just giving out Tips?

I'm consistently hearing my name in all your conversations.
But always hearing you deliver it with such Negative Connotations.

And the stories you tell...

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been it,done it,second want it.shoulda fought it,now i bought it.sonnet bout playin 
around,everybody's down,if thats the thing.wheres my wedding ring,sheen?
shoulda seen the manuever,i'd motley crue her,whoo....

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i think found the rite one for me 
thts makes feel so free
the one all these years ive
seen in that one dream
wahts even better
is that you are my better
cuz those tricks thot they was clever 
n telln me i deserved better
what they got rite was...

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This Christmas is coming near
But i have a feeling it'll be blue
each day represents a tear
that falls because i lost you

no hanging p the christmas tree this year
thats just a waiste of time...
no filling out holiday cards of cheer
since this yea'r, you are not mine

it...

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Love,
I swear it's an emotional roller coaster
I wasn't suppose to fall in love so fast but I did
and thats the thing
I didn't know what I had till it was gone
and now my mental has me thinking 
I did everything wrong 
maybe I did, maybe I...

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I wonder what could have been  you and me together..well that was then and this 
is now thats a thing of the past.I watched you stare at me.your over my head your 
way over me.I tried to tell you the way I felt.but by...

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You fall, not knowing where it ends, and which way should you follow, your path has 
no end, and it doesn't know where it begins, you've tasted the sweat of all the 
tears you cried, and you felt the pain of a man's lie, but...

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LET US COME TOGETHER
OVER POWER BAD WEATHER
open your eyes
see the lies
trying us apart
we must together start
nho doudt
work thing out
thats only thing wil be better
we must
COME  TOGETHER...

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some people say
noway
where's he
well let it be
see the tree
itfrom heavenly
see the rain 
thats gods thing
allaround you he's apart
THERE'S A GOD...

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