Best Testosterone Poems

Easy there mr. testosterone
control your speed put down the phone

did you light the fuse when you turned the key
rage bomb, speeding and weaving for all to see

squeeze the wheel, music will blare
clinch your jaw, your vulgar words, we hear you swear

we’re all stupid drivers, bad...

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Testosterone 

                  his girl friend turned wife,
                   now he needs...

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One test men face on their own 
is the one against testosterone 
cus men get bitter and moan 
try bring you to pits be shown

It’s the petty repeating a challenge they chew over
a mental weakling hasn’t what you own
men become bitter witches bothered by what...

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One of my several disabilities
of personal knowledge
through experience
and, therefore, empathic intelligence,
is to know what estrogen-driven "horniness"
might feel like,
look and sound like,
taste and smell like.

Gay men require alternative
deviant paths
toward green/blue/red
ultra-nonviolent 
cooperatively owned
and perpetually self/other-managed
multiculturally mediated 
open WholeEarth systemic 
ecofeminism.

I suspect a primal contrast
between an empty holed...

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Ullar Bullar Lullar
Testosterone......

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i've just been reliably informed that 
the manchester united dressing room was bugged
before their match at aston villa 
it is a shocking security breach 
but classic sci-fi can be a bit hit and miss
like my pancakes
but we soldier on 
we have tickets for the opera
as...

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What's that I heard you talking about,
You really want to have a go.
How about we take this outside,
Where we can face off toe to toe.

Yeah, that's what I thought,
Words are all you are,
In the world of meat and muscle,
You're the pathetic salad bar.

Talking s### behind...

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I am a Taurus
so I know what it is
to be a bull nature/spirit.

I have been a late-spring bully
and I have been bullied
so I know one
when I see and hear
and smell one.

Donald John 
you have fooled some people
all your monoculturing time.

You may have fooled all of...

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Oh! Testosterone!
Where have you gone?
My motor seems to be out of gas,
Hard to get going, dragging my ass.

Oh! Hair!
Where have you gone?
No need to brush it out of my eyes,
Now my forehead is twice it's size.

Oh! Eyesight!
Where have you gone?
It is getting harder and harder...

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When it comes to aging and our hormones, I'd like to discuss
that big one, testosterone.
Estrogen will dry up as a woman's body ages.
Could she now be entering her testosterone stages?
I'll be a little blunt and I hope you don't think me callus.
Do women need to...

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