Best Taking The Piss Poems

I can no longer hold my tongue
 
I’ve got my knockers and my mockers
Oh, and I can’t forget the blockers
 
So you badmouth me on...

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Yawn
Yawning 
I am in love with my bed
While my bloody alarm 
Pains my head 
Got to get up
Snooze button stuck
Because if I wish to remain...

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So tell me what gives you the sense that it’s right

when you see a female that delights your eye

to move in, and take the opportunity...

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(I'm Heading) Over the Rainbow (which is how the title's supposed to look!)

It was fun while it lasted
In spite of being lambasted
For original, unpopular views
That...

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How to take a leak

Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when
we view misconceptions of who is...

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GOLDIE: THE PRINCESS WHO FOUND HER PRINCE

She knocked on the door, completely soaked to the skin,
Hoping that someone was there, who would kindly let her...

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Where do you come from?
And where do you go?
Pigeon steps, crinkled blazer, bent 
Posture, sunken face, worn and never changed, 
Stumbling along your broken track...

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The poet smoking grass
Or the athlete takin steroids,
'C..R..E..A..T..I..V..I..T..Y'
Or a world full of androids.
White canvas hung up there
Or is the artist taking the piss?
Just ask him...

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Recently I haven’t had my mind in the right set,
had no relief from the anger and grief, 
a time to forget full of regret, 
swept...

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it all began with a lazy man,
who on his least lazy day was certainly more
lazy
than you or i,
and on one especially lazy day,
this rotund sloth...

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Why do I feel so very down?
Is this feeling going to last a long time?
I cannot laugh nor even a smile,
I hope the pain fades...

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Insist on taking a piss. Don't go in the grass you'll get a ticket.
Hide your body. Or be thrown in jail.

For we are civilized beings...

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Oh not again,
It's the same every night.
Straight after tea
You sit down and write.
Writing your poems
And the stories you tell,
It wouldn't be so bad
If you wrote...

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I never know whether to listen or hear,
Step away when you cry or be catching your tear,
Flood you with love or play hard to get,
Be...

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The 10th July 2009
7 soldiers died on the front line
Panthers Claw the op was called
Sangin district is where we toured

2nd battalion the rifles had a...

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