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Best Ta Poems

Below are the all-time best Ta poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of ta poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Redneck Santa
T'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...

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Categories: ta, christmas, parody,
Form: Rhyme



Granny Panty Annie, the Tranny
Lemme tell ya' about a
*ding-bat skit-zo 
bee-hotch* tranny
named Annie...

I met her one night 
under disco lights 
up at Candies

She was 
starin' at me
grittin' her teeth
aimin'...

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Categories: ta, adventure, black african american, funny, husband,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Comin' Hame - Coming Home -Scottish Dialect
A angry sky, as cauld as Loch Lomon'
fair drew me out from cot o' peat, an' bed.
The wolves wus wailin', an' thund'r respond'd
Ah gather'd tam,...

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Categories: ta, absence, culture, faith, farm,
Form: Terza Rima
Premium Member French Revolution PARODY
Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?

Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...

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Categories: ta, america, art, funny, hilarious, humor, paris,
Form: Free verse
" Ike and Jane "- sequence 2
The name's Ike.
Some a ya might a met me before,
in my very first write,
and knew me as the stalker with the walker.
"Retired Romance" was the...

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Categories: ta, funny, love, wifeme, me, time,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Thirsty
Thirsty

I could tell right away he was up ta sum thin.
I could see it in doze beady eyes!
His wordz were smooth in a snake like...

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Categories: ta, betrayal, corruption, death, future, money,
Form: Prose
Retired Romance : Repost


...Now I ain't without notoriety,
Fact is.. I'm an old stalker with a walker.
She was big in the Purple Hat Society
and broke her hip,...while playing soccer.

When...

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Categories: ta, loveold, old,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Boogie Woogie Man
Watch out for da Boogie Woogie man
he's comin ta get ya if he can
Ooh smooth moves soft lips
he's got dem electric hips
A twirling dynamo who...

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Categories: ta, character, dance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member L'etrangere
Ma langue française n'est pas assez bonne pour 
te dire ce que je veux tellement à dire. 
Les mots sont nécessaires pour tout l'amour, 
surtout...

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Categories: ta, language, love,
Form: Sonnet
SATAN OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS
*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,
and...

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Categories: ta, humorous, nonsense, onomatopoeia, parody, passion, poetry,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member A Want To Climb
One day I started climbing; 
without question I climbed. 
Until finally I had reached the peak of Mt. Everest.
I wanted to beat my breastbone 
yell...

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Categories: ta, inspirational, irony,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Premium Member Greeny
I went a searchen for da green eyed monster
Yet da big fella was nowhere in site
They'd said he was really quite fearsum
He'd often appear on...

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Categories: ta, humor, jealousy,
Form: Quatrain
Onoff the cuff
I believe that poetry is and of is was were have has been of as one pretenses a 
poetic practical pompous, pro  (p) ransomedramatical...

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Categories: ta, august, confusion, culture, inspirational, internet, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Retired Romance 1st of sequence- " IKE " and Jane "
...Now I ain't without notoriety,
Fact is.. I'm an old stalker with a walker.
She was big in the Purple Hat Society
and broke her hip,...while playing soccer.

When...

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Categories: ta, caregiving, family, friendship, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, life,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Cruisin' Pirate Style
Arggh me hearties! We're takin' a long-awaited vacation!
Th' enchantin' isles uv th' Caribbean is ar final destination!
Hoist th' Jolly Roger an' them billowin' sails an'...

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Categories: ta, funnyme, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Is You
“Is you a gurl or is you a boy”, she said to him one day.
“Come over here an' stay wit' me,” he said, “You'll find...

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Categories: ta, boyfriend, first love, girlfriend, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
AMY WINEHOUSE-Should have went to rehab

They tried to make you go to Rehab...
you said...
                NO!
...

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Categories: ta, death, dedication, depression, funeral, funny, inspirational,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Reporting Live On The Soup (Colorado)
"Howdy to you all from Colorado!  This is Cletus Schlunk reporting,
Where gossip is fair and balanced and there is little or no distorting!
It's the...

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Categories: ta, funnyme, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hello Day


Hello day! I'm ready for you
Show me what you got
Try to put a kink in my armour
Just gimme your best shot

Go ahead I dare you,...

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Categories: ta, happiness,
Form: Rhyme
" IKE and JANE " --Sequence 3 "Old Geezer's Garden"
The name's Ike .
Some a you met me and my wife Jane,
We got us a good life, can't complain.

To the kids, I'm an old geezer...

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Categories: ta, family, friendship, funny, happiness, loveme, old,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member honest reflections of a manogre
A small patch of flowers, a mountain top glade
slapped into twirls of magenta by cold rain~
voiceless but pleading for the purity of truth
to be taken...

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Categories: ta, allegory, angst, anniversary, love, prayer, time,
Form: Rhyme
The minstrel and the rubbish
The minstrel and the rubbish
	To a homeless in N.Y., who had a guitar to keep him company
        ...

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Categories: ta, allegory, faith, hope, philosophy, , memorial,
Form: Free verse
The Bard of the Cotton Fields
Attached to the trees,
...of his mind’s fascination.
Caressing virgin pages 
With a borrowed pen.
Trapped in a time...
...of being owned by someone.
Where freedom was only, 
for the...

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Categories: ta, black-african amerfreedom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member POST HALLOWEEN
POST HALLOWEEN

I’m a talkin’ bout them trick-er-treeters last night!
Dang kids cum up on tha porch –
Cum by the bus-loads
Up on tha dang porch!
“Trick er treet!”
Them...

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Categories: ta, funny
Form: Narrative
Premium Member OLD BOB
OLD BOB

Tell ya bout old Bob
Long bout O-One he lost his job
Twernt much ova job    I fear
Hadn’t been fer many a year
Standin...

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Categories: ta, life, old, old,
Form: Free verse