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Best Swiper Poems

Below are the all-time best Swiper poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of swiper poems written by PoetrySoup members


Wind Shill Swiper
Gave Mr. Bro’ man a couple of dollars,
with a frown gave he a backhand holla
Said my alms were light,
and my palms were tight
Man, how I...

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Categories: swiper, emotions, humor, parody, truth,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Footles (part 10)
(Time for a set of Footles again!)

Moldy Hostess Treat

Stinky 
Twinky

Star Sprayer

Twinkler
Sprinkler

Sharp-dressing Dad

Snappy
Pappy

Drunkard Rhinoceros

Wino
Rhino 

Seasonal Runner

Winter
Sprinter

Cleaning Freak

Hyper
Wiper

Complaining Hit Man

Griper
Sniper

Flautist Pickpocket

Piper
Swiper
...

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Categories: swiper, funny
Form: Rhyme
Halloween Night
Under the dark skies wanders the black cats
Ghost and goblins with candy sacks
Pumpkins with fangs or droopy frowns
A princess with a wand wearing a beautiful...

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Categories: swiper, seasons, halloween, candy,
Form: Rhyme
The sleepies
She yawns between blowing kisses
Dora catches
Her now clear blue eyes
She rubbed the sleepies out

She yells "Swiper, no swiping."
And is glad to help prevent a close...

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Categories: swiper, childhood
Form: Free verse