Best Stu Poems

Man Name Stu


There was a young man who always knew
Didn't like eating his wife's stew
she stopped cooking for him
then she hit his big shin
then she...

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There once was a prolific chef named Stu,

   Who whipped up vittles for a Navy crew.

      He was...

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I St
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Ole Tyree was a tourist from Texas
who went to a rock and roll nexus.
He yo-del-io-ed
in Sun Stu-d-io
that's how he got kicked out of Memphis.


11-14-14...

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Tina-Louise dashed into a tattoo parlor   
And asked for some ink in the shape of a flower.      ...

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What would you do with a Dubba-U?
Or maybe three; that’s up to you.
Some are short and wavy,
Mine calls me Davy,
Coz that’s just what Dubba-U’s do.

Well...

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A Fox and A Turkey


The fox thought he could run faster than turkey
Little did he know he'd go splat wam dorkie
No one will be eating...

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A gold rush began ... the search for words
   Twist - curl, tie a knot on the tongue :

- "Red lorry, yellow lorry,...

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Waiting waitng...... 
For the all-mighty godot 
godot godot.....I ask myself 
Where are you? 

I have searched the 
tempestuous seas 
I have toiled the arid desert...

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Rookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti 






September...

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Being on time
Almost on time
All my life
Always strife
Making ex cu u ses
Why I am late
Thinking it's stu u pid
When they all wait
Eat the food while...

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A boy named Stu had nothing to do.
He deplored being bored.
His money all spent;
He had not even one cent.
So, to a field outside he went.
Looking...

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Eyes glib from tree and nominous tree
Go barking with intent.
To foe itself in one-two-three
And leaphing as it went.

In black from shadow nail to nut
Bad rifle...

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This is ****ing stu
Pid. Why am I doing this?
Five more syllables....

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If I was a chicken, I would lay ten eggs a day
Stay busy while the other chickens played
Be the best chicken and stay in the...

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