Best Strictly Poems

First there was the glamorized Birdman of Alcatraz
While in the White House lived Lady Bird and Lucy Bird
   Sesame Street, of course, brought us all Big Bird

The world of sports has given us a birds-eye view of
Larry Bird, Mark 'the Bird' Fydrich, not...

Continue reading...

1. Short beautiful minutes in this bar stack
my body rhythms, felt in the next block
on senses, the salad energizes
my inner pricks, in need of a tincture
forget the menu, she’s my bill of fair.
pretty damsel I know it’s a first date
since the beginning, I have kept...

Continue reading...

~ CONFUSED MALE CANARY ~

  There once was a confused male canary
  Who fancied himself a real cute faerie
     He found a male friend
     Peered in his rear end
  Pulled out a note: "Hi,...

Continue reading...

Business or pleasure, would you choose,
 or a combination of the two?
 And who decides to pay the price...
 in search for treasure, beyond measure?

 Would acquaintance last in time,
 held together by a thread of gold,
 weave a dream for the maker to behold.
...

Continue reading...

"Come over here guys...
 What a spectacular performance!
 Were the judges as impressed?
 I think there's a very good chance..."

"My darling, that was FAB-U-LOUS!
 It had elegance. It had style."

"That was so so beautiful!
 It made everybody smile!"

"Well, that routine was off the charts!
 I'm...

Continue reading...

Yes I got the words, adjitives and verbs
I'll eat you like some Nerds, then flutter like a bird
Curse your name out loud, gonna need a dictionary to 
Figure me out, scoop you like dip
Sink you in a ship, guess I'll end it like this
You just...

Continue reading...

Strictly Forbidden

Have been writing poems and then waited
For your poets to soon become infatuated
With all of my poems each and every one
I will post to Poetry Soup when are done.

At first poems weren't completely perfected
Waiting for by Poetry Soupers to be bisected
Then super pooper dupers...

Continue reading...

Ranks Are This High,
Just Like Banks That Sigh,
Clouds That Overflow,
Mights That Thunder,
Heights That Daze,
Depths Of Deep Passion..
That Caught All Including Your Slobbery Gaze.

Winds A-Rolling,
Clouds A-Calling,
Like Minds A-Floating,
Deep Sights Of The Morrow A-Coming,
Palm Covered Beaches A-Charming,
Your Beauty and Grace So Soul Warming,
Sweet Trust and Understanding..
Making Heated...

Continue reading...

Just look for the stars and count them
If they are many,
That’s how countless and endless ma love is to you
If they are few,
That’s how rare my kind of love could be
If there are two,
That’s me and you
If there is one,
You are my only love
If there...

Continue reading...

A flatulent dancer named Mel
would discharge a terrible smell
She’d toot through the tango
the waltz and fandango
Her dance partner’s life was sheer hell!


Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire

7/16/18...

Continue reading...

YOU thought god had changed
given his son to forgive us all
no god is still violently destroying mankind
abusing our tiny souls with his power
we are operating on strictly BC frequencies
babylon shall fall
i cannot  see the point of it all...

Continue reading...

Craig 

If you can just remember darling
That if I find your dance alarming,
I'll appear to be mean.
I'll be booed on the scene!
Craig Revel Horwood can be charming.


Motsi

I'm Motsi Mabuse. I love this show!
Watching the dances gives me a warm glow.
As yet, no front runner.
Each dance...

Continue reading...

she's misses right
misses right now
i just want to touch
get naked in the garden
and kiss her lips
berry my hands in her hair
take in her smell
taste her skin
give in to this lust
and feed the beast
embrace the animal
and run with the wolfs
bang my chest with the apes
forget grace...

Continue reading...

All I want to do is mess around with you no lovey dovey moments that would just make me
     sick. 
     
    No walking home together, no holding hands, the kissing is strictly done...

Continue reading...

Bejeweled 
Like moonlight in a rain drop
Glittering
Like a golden Christmas garland
Breathless
Like the first strike of Cupid's arrow
Faultless 
Polished pedestrian perfection
Dancefloor
Diligence delivers determined duos
Paused.
Stunned. Silence. No-one breathes..
Acclaim!
Applause like a stampede of wild palms
Rapture
Of recognition requiring a hopeful return
Critique
Clamouring critical comments
Ascension
The holy grail of stairway stardom
Adulation
Anticipation of...

Continue reading...