Best Storage Space Poems

Made quite an impression, it seems
On the chair I've been glued to so long
The indentation is an exact replica
Of my rear, hmmm, sounds like a...

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The Yard Sale 

By Elton Camp

We must admit, to our disgrace
Have run out of storage space

We cannot understand just why
Things we don’t need multiply

There’s clothes...

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In the middle of the night and all during the day
That phone was in sight in the making of his way
Driving in the car and...

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Made quite an impression, it seems
On the chair, I've been glued to so long
The indentation is an exact replica
Of my rear, hmmm, sounds like a...

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A Passerbyer or a Buyer

You will love this place and am not a liar
Whey be passerbyer but become a buyer
Whole lot great green belt does...

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In days when life and times were hard, a man would make his way
by carving out the wilderness for a place where he could stay.
Floyd...

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Real Estate Jargon Explained

By Elton Camp

When a house is for sale there’s good reason why
Trouble can come to anyone who advertises a lie

If the sellers...

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I am much cuter than those squirrels.
I see them in the morning when they
don’t think anyone is watching,
primping and posing and fluffing
those tails, rubbing their...

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I linger at my laptop day and night.
Not making a fiction to shift a slight.
My ink was poised on the tips of my knuckles.
There isn't...

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I’m the unopened container, pliers and blades,
I’m the beaters, light globe and egg ring.
I’m a can opener, small strainer, straw and a hammer,
I’m all that...

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You don't even have to leave the home,
To find yourself in a space war,
With your own family.

Few spaces now to grow anything of value
Unless you...

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What are my frozen states of contemplation
Perhaps nothing different than others
Who scroll social media endlessly
Should I look for wisdom
I could analyse the sound bites of...

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In the basement storage space
Where tenants get to stow
Those items they’ve collected,
Lots of things now have to go.

They’re cleaning up, so it was time
To sort...

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4:56. Echo chambers of the night!
Phantom mosquitos incite my Lunar Itch Fest.
Roosters clamor for the dawn!
Drowsy in my warm-lighted bug-conference-of-a-bedroom
The fan hums lowly it's, ...

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I needed some storage space so I checked out
The floor underneath the kids’ bed.
It’s a very old bunk but instead of some room,
This is what...

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