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Best Standup Poems

Below are the all-time best Standup poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of standup poems written by PoetrySoup members


Standup Blackman
Standup my Black Brother and walk that extra mile, because we now have a reason to stand tall and walk proud. Continue to Live, and...

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Categories: standup, inspiration, inspirational, joy, power,
Form: ABC



Premium Member Holy Standup Matters
In April of this year I began preparing a new organic gardening patch,
planning to have it ready for next year's expansion from a too-small garden
in...

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Categories: standup, culture, garden, health, humanity,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Standup For Jack
Good old Jack wants more poems that are funny
With some humor I might make some money

I could do standup make them all chuckle
Wear a cowboy...

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Categories: standup, humorous, may,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Standup Comedians
Good stand up comedians are a very rare breed
That's why this guy stands out, hilarious indeed
He's Brian Reagan
A fantastic comedian
His humour is unusual and totally...

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Categories: standup, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Be Courageous Above All
Be Courageous Above All in everything
You do and become involved in since the 
Inverse of doing this is often anathema
To leaning forward and getting things
Done...

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Categories: standup, allegory, appreciation, courage, devotion,
Form: Didactic



Premium Member Tragic Relief
I think I'll open a tragedy club
where people can come to weep
I'll tell the saddest stories around
admission will be cheap

I'll call the venue Tragic Relief
where...

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Categories: standup, dark, humor, irony, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Charmed Life
At five years old, starting out in kindergarten
I went to school with my favorite best friends
Girls and boys I’d known as my local hearten
The ones...

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Categories: standup, 2nd grade, best friend,
Form: Rhyme
Stand Up
be strong
we all be long
set your tone
to carry on
don't get decuess
knock off the dust
and
STANDUP...

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Categories: standup, adventure, anger, betrayal,
Form: Light Verse
Heavy Conflict Don'T Bother Me
I fast boy, this aint no foot race
What you playing?
What, you think you got a game ginni in your game pack
Well, I paint Black
And stain...

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Categories: standup, dark, history, me, pain,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Surviv Or
A Surviv---or 

I know how it feels to be unwanted
ignored, made fun of and at times taunted
beat up, spit on, embarrassed and disgraced
abandoned betrayed and...

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Categories: standup, abuse, bullying, courage, discrimination,
Form: Rhyme
Delete, Delete, Delete
Delete, Delete, Delete

These days I'm learning how to delete, delete, delete
Unto unfortunate circumstances there are many people
I must delete, delete, delete
Everyone needs to own and...

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© Theresa Cw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: standup, blue, emotions, how i
Form: Rhyme
Watts Is Burning
Poet: Ken Jordan
Poem: Watts Is Burning
Edited by: Sparkle Jordan
written: July/2014

Watts is burning, and the powers that be,
show no interest in putting out the flames -

Six...

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© Ken Jordan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: standup, anger, butterfly,
Form: Prose Poetry
Soldiers Nightmare Contest Waking Up From a Nightmare
VIETNAM VET SOLDIER'S NIGHTMARE

Another dream –
I could not wake –
Escape from what would follow--
Grasping for a secret word, the letters stark and hollow--
I was trapped...

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Categories: standup, hope, introspection, life, soldier,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Cobwebbed, Dusty Ceiling
I open the old door and it squeaks,
then a cobwebbed, dusty ceiling appears...
what I find brings me to tears:
a moaning cat about to die, his...

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Categories: standup, animals, food, friendship, pets,
Form: Rhyme
As the Day Ends
I sit by the door 
 waiting for news
if she's in the hospital
or if it was just a fluke
I stare at the sky waiting
for realy...

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Categories: standup, depression, love, day, cancer,
Form: Alliteration

Book: Reflection on the Important Things