Best Staler Poems

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I'll admit being green is not the easiest thing, 
    a frog looks very silly in a broken arm sling.

Yesterday Fozzie got a job singing at Shamrock Bar,
    I told him I would...

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(The Torre Vela is a prominent castle tower
at the "prow" of the Alhambra Palace, and
dominates the Spanish city of Granada.)

My lame-ass lips can't even draw 
McDonalds milkshake through a straw: 
and if I must 
run for the bus, 
I take an oxygen inhaler. 
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(Torre Vela = prominent tower, part of
the Alhambra palace, Granada, Spain)

My lame-ass lips can't even draw 
McDonalds milkshake through a straw: 
and if I must 
run for the bus, 
I take an oxygen inhaler. 
You like your house? I rent a trailer. 
But yell it...

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Hey God, if I can’t take her, take her,
My heart’s a grave, don’t wake her, wake her.

Her laughter stings like glass in the veins,
If she's poison, let it break her, break her.

Nights fall heavy, shadows dance and mock,
If love’s a joke, just make her faker,...

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