Beautiful Scars Poet Couplet

Being Green Is Not the Easiest Thing

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I'll admit being green is not the easiest thing, 
    a frog looks very silly in a broken arm sling.

Yesterday Fozzie got a job singing at Shamrock Bar,
    I told him I would drive cuz' it's not very far.

Out ran Rizzo the rat, stood like a deer in headlights,
    I wanted to see Ms. Piggy later...oh, of all the nights!

Swerved and crashed into Rowlf's juniper dog house,
    "oh I can't believe that annoying little mouse!"

Rowlf had the company of Animal and Gonzo,
    what a sight to see Gonzo with an emerald afro!

We walked in to find a parakeet sleeping in moss,
   "oh man, my arm hurts! It's about to fall off!"

I heard, “ARG! RAH!” Animal threw me a frozen lime,
   I thought, “ will this really help? Pain is shooting to my spine!”

Then Scooter ran out with pickles, pears and olives,
    Swedish Chef “Shmuf shaf”, was cooking basil and sage omelets!

I saw Staler and Waldorf cracking jokes in the balcony,
    "I'm getting so annoyed, this is not the time for comedy!"

And who would have thought they would be the best greeters?
    A first aid kit came out from Dr. Bunson and Beaker!

"Geez, I am feeling a little better, this injury is no biggie,
    in walks my concerned lover, the bossy diva Ms. Piggy!

I'll admit being green is not the easiest thing, 
    a frog looks very silly in a broken arm sling.


Different Shades Of Green Used: 1. Shamrock  2. Juniper  3. Emerald  4. Parakeet
5. Moss 6. Lime  7. Pear  8. Olive  9. Basil  10. Sage


~Date Written : March 1, 2016~ 

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Vladislav Raven April 3, 2016 at 8:07 PM Hi Lullo, i Loved this Couplet. So much fun in one piece. I still have a bit of a soft spot for the muppets myself. This little frolic did take me back into my own memories. Well Kermit and friends have just got you a seven rating. I Love it, laughs were wanted, laughs were written and given. Hugs....Mike.

Balveen Cheema March 26, 2016 at 10:48 AM Very sweet! How the kiddos will love it! Congrats Laura!

Anisha Dutta March 26, 2016 at 10:35 AM Congrats Laura for the Nice Piece, Love. Anisha D

Jan Allison March 23, 2016 at 4:39 PM this is adorable and i still love kermit and miss piggy :-) many congrats Luloo:-) hugs jan xx Beautiful Scars March 23, 2016 at 5:22 PM Thank you sweet lady Jan :)-luloo

Casarah Nance March 23, 2016 at 1:55 PM Very entertaining my friend, well done :) Beautiful Scars March 23, 2016 at 5:21 PM thank you Casarah! I loved writing it before and thanks for my placement :)-luloo

Andrea Dietrich March 2, 2016 at 3:51 PM well, heck , whether you entered or not, you got a wild and crazy poem out of it! Love all the different shades of green that you used. Beautiful Scars March 2, 2016 at 6:40 PM Thank you Andrea :)-luloo

Constance La France March 1, 2016 at 9:46 PM Laura, this is so cute and adorable, I love Kermit the Frog also, I am loving this 7 ~ Beautiful Scars March 2, 2016 at 8:11 AM Thank you Broken Wings :)-luloo