Best Spouts Poems

You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap
Though female you are not a chap
A well-practiced liar
Whose pants are on fire
Your vitriol I’d love to zap

Just little things make you so ratty
You’ll spit venom, gee you’re darn catty
With a scowl and a frown
You will put good folk...

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Spouts A Very Small And Magical Fountain


There is a mystical land in this world
 where compassion is increased in scope
There rests a shining banner unfurled
 holding heart's greatest gift in Hope!

High upon a snow-laden majestic mountain
 in a hidden cave very deep within 
Spouts a...

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