Best Social Security Poems
Blowing Ma's Social Security CheckWhen Ma got her social security check
To the Cripple Creek casinos she'd trek
Coins passed through her greedy paws
To feed...
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Categories:
social security, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Applying For Social Security DisabilityApplying for Social Security Disability
By Elton Camp
Whenever unemployment comes to rise
Applying for disability seems quite wise
Those who try to get by doing that way
Are increasing greatly almost every day
Some, of course, truly do have disability
Many are really looking to get money free
And they see...
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Categories:
social security, on work and working,
Form:
Rhyme
Social Security Electronic DepositSocial Security Electronic Deposit ruff lee = A Dog Send!
Node out if Trump
pad hiz way...
this scrivener would
batten down in skidrow
with the missus,
the latter who would veto
such misery, none
...
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Categories:
social security, angst, atheist, care, dark,
Form:
Metrical Tale
Social Security NumberI am my Facebook page
A list of lists
I am a picture with a filter
A tag in someone else's post
I am my SAT score
An expensive page with bullet points
I am my resume
A copy/paste letter of intent
I am my gym membership
A stack of metal I...
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Categories:
social security, culture, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
A Notice From Social SecurityA Notice from Social Security
By Elton Camp
“Dear Sir,” the government form read.
“We have recently been told you are dead.
At such time as you into death did drop,
You should notify us your check to stop.”
Since you have failed to let us know,
You must pay back months...
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Categories:
social security, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Social Security disability cyber attacks by my stalker Jay Townsend Johnson HenryPlease bare with me I received 24 injections in my head for traumatic headaches due to a traumatic brain injury
This began with my reporting break in a few poems scattered to my surprise jay Townsend Johnson Henry arrived with a gunman to end my...
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Categories:
social security, allah,
Form:
Musaddas
Social Security Checks May Not Be SentSocial Security Checks May Not Be Sent
By Elton Camp
Earth to Washington: What’s going on up there?
Into millions of people you are throwing a scare
We played for decades by the rules that you set
And now what we have earned, we may not get?
Of a...
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Categories:
social security, angst, may,
Form:
Rhyme
EXTREME ABUSE OF POWER HACKING INTO SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITYDEATH THREATS POURED IN DURING MY STROKE AND ANEURYSM AS MY STALKER JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY ABUSED HER POWER AND BEGAN EXTORTING MY SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS WHILE MY DISABLED HUSBAND SUPPORTED ME WITH UNDERLYING CONDITIONS QUARENTINED WITH COVID THIS JAMAICAN DOMESTIC TERRORISTS IMPERSONATED ME IT...
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Categories:
social security, allah,
Form:
Naat
The Social Security Senilitis BonanzaThe times of forewarnings whereby recipients within close proximity of retiring may have to keep on working as a possible solution and thereby embolden the faltering and weakening future, and the eventual collaspe of the Social Security System that fundings will be depleted and thereby...
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Categories:
social security, analogy,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Florida Prisoners Should Have Their Institutional Work Count Twords Their Social SecurityFlorida prisoners should have their institutional work count toward Social Security benefits.
This policy would recognize their labor's value and provide a safety net upon release, aiding reintegration into society.
Most inmates engage in various forms of work, contributing to prison operations and gaining skills....
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Categories:
social security, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Social Security InsecurityI cashed my Social Security check
But even now I'm quite afraid
Because after adding up all my bills
I still owe more than what it paid...
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Categories:
social security, angst,
Form:
Rhyme