Best Snoop Poems
IS SOUPMAIL STILL PRIVATE
How do non - members get into soup,
Somewhere in the system there’s a loop,
And ask you to contact them please,
It makes one to not feel at ease,
This person does not exist on Poetry Soup!
Since I commenced with this friendly troop,
Had two or three mails, outside of our group,
I just ignore them, but it happens, how?
Do others get them, good to know now,
For I am sure none of us want a snoop.
Born Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr., became "Snoop Dogg"
Murder was once the case they gave him, dawg
Tha Doggfather. Iconic rapper and weed-lover, fo' shizzle
Pride of Long Beach, CA("LBC"). He cool, ya dig?...mah nizzle?
Date written: 03/29/2020
Snoop Dogg
Has many songs in his catalog
But things seemed a bit out of line
When he changed his name to Snoop Lion, a feline!
Our house has a garret
I never went up to until I retired.
Now I’m up there almost every day
unless I have to stay in bed
until another spell passes.
When I feel all right
I’m at the keyboard
in the garret writing
looking out the window
one eye on the neighbors.
They’re all doing well
except for ancient Olga
who’s on crutches now
and has a difficult time
getting to her Buick
especially when it snows.
She knows I’m usually
in the garret watching
and if she falls I’ll call 911.
But on days when I’m in bed
with another spell, Olga
has to be extra careful.
She thanked me once
for being the only snoop.
Donal Mahoney
Snoop the cat is a brat but he doesn’t care,
he has lots of stripes and a bushy tail that sticks up in the air.
When he walks up to you looking so sweet,
just watch his paws ‘cause he has sharp claws
as he flops down at your feet.
And if you try to pet him make sure you do it just right,
‘cause you never know he could be in the mood to bite.
If he rubs against your leg and says meow,
then you’ll know he’s hungry and wants to eat right now.
If he’s thirsty and he wants a drink,
he doesn’t need a dish he’ll just jump up on the sink.
He likes to go outside and snoop around
and see what creatures are on the ground.
He’ll jump in the air after a grasshopper or butterfly,
or chase another cat that’s passing by.
Snoop is such a beautiful cat but he doesn’t care,
he just wants to play and explore all day
and then take a long nap in his chair.
These rhymes seem full of riddels
You must look inside
Not crappy metaphors like Snoop
That insult American pride
You have to use your mind
With a little bit of class
Instead of crossing the line
And showing America your ass
Talking of what's real
Thinking yourself a prophet
Such grandiose behavior
Seems he can't stop it
Like all of Hollywood
Acting so officious
When they get what they deserve
It will be so delicious
The spewers of hate
And believers of lies
Such blatant immorality
Before our very eyes
But Americans don't live
Like in your fairy tale
We work all our lives
Through yours you sail
A hard Day's work
And a cold glass of beer
After a pampered life
You'd land on your rear
So an opinion from you
Really misinformation
Much like your lyrics
Needing some translation
So go on with your ****
There's no end to my whit
I'm here to make you ponder
Just keep on reading
Your mind I'll be feeding
Of these words you will grow fonder
A Snoop In the House
By Elton Camp
No search warrant does he need
The Constitution he needn’t heed
He’s learned the sneakiest way
Our right to privacy to betray
He’s learned every slimy trick
To be as all-knowing as St. Nick
Whether we’re asleep or awake
A clandestine look he can take
As a government agent always should
He knows if we’ve been bad or good
Phone calls, texts and our e-mail, too
He knows everything that we do
But his motives are altogether pure
To foil terrorists he wants to be sure
No wrong use will we ever see
We have Uncle Sam’s guarantee
Therefore, it must be this way
Our trust he’d never betray
He said, do you wanna smoke some marijuana?
But I just don't wanna
If you smoke the green
Your gonna eat some beans
I say is it legal?
He says only partly
I only love my weed and my green, I’m sorry
I say, snoop, where you at, dog?
Then I smell the pot and say, ah, there you are
Don’t do drugs, kids
boring meeting.
faculty
we have them weekly
every Wednesday it takes me an extra ten
or twenty-five minutes to get home
mandated
Even though it usually talks about
teaching math and reading
I teach neither
I begin to write poetry
A co-worker asks, “What are you writing?”
it is about her. She glances at it.
but can read nothing.
I am glad I know shorthand.
Snoop Dog for president
Let’s keep Mr. West on his ranch
He’ll legalize marijuana
So why not give him a chance
A little Mary Jane in the Oval Office
Would surely calm some nerves
A President on pot just might serve
And give we the people a life we truly deserve
I’m sure old Snoop in the White House
Would do just a fine jobbie job
His weed could bring peace to our streets
And calm down the rioting mobs
He could run with Martha Stewart
And help unite our land
This dynamic duo could divide and conquer
And create a new political brand.
No special occasion ~
just privacy's incessant invasion
Dre for president
hes never said a word
i did not believe