Best Snack Poems

Our oldest light goes by the name cosmic 
microwave background radiation—
CMB for short. She's everywhere: 
fluorescent birdsong of modern offices, 
hum of corner store ice cream cases. 
Have you heard of her? This gal was born 
screaming into freedom from the expansion 
of a bang...

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A silk top I asked Santa Claus for!
How did Mr. Claus handle that chore?
On that beautiful silk
I found stains from spilled milk.
Milk and cookies for Santa? No MORE!

Nov. 17, 2022
For Tania Kitchin's A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest...

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Fishy and Medusa like
moves subtle in piscean flight

Slower than darting eyes
small mammals increase your size

Shady (steak out) waiting
cold smooth incalculable expectant satiating

For Carolyn Devonshire's attack contest!!...

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This handsome guy who'd like to suck.
                     Had found  a lady for snack. 
          ...

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There once was a lad we all called him Mack
To carry his snacks, he had a backpack
While taking a snooze,
His backpack he’d lose
Somewhere, someone was enjoying a snack...

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bake the goodies
bake the snacks
snack tray covered
snack tray to taste
taste the cookies
taste the candy
candy cane the tree
candy cane the swags
swag the tables
swag the doors
door bell ring
door covered with lights 
light up house
light up tree
tree the ornaments
tree the Angel
angel hair the mantle
angel blare the stereo
stereo blast...

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Crackers in the chair
Crackers are everywhere
Even in her hair

By Robb A. Kopp...

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SNACK ATTACK

I grabbed the sealed snack that looked good
and thought it was some other food.
Infant of my mind.
A test for the blind.
My buds scream “No Good!”

*Through clear plastic looked like skittles. It was M&M’s. Both are good
but when you are not expecting a certain taste,...

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I snuck to the fridge to eat a bite
Ever so quietly late at night
I couldn't see where to go
I screamed when I stumped my toe
My wife called the cops then turned on the light

They sent a cop that kicked in my door
Threw me and my...

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Mike Tyson
Had physic like a bison.
His opponents had one extra fear
That they could lose an ear....

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The cow traveled to the moon,
He'll get a snack soon....

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Grandmas Snack

Grandmas long hair, nearly touching the ground
It's where my siblings gathered around
She'd give us hugs, hugs so tight
We would welcome them with great delight

On the porch we would sit
It was hard to be patient, I would admit
Do you want a banana, we would say...

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Mix black lentil batter 
Must add salt and spices
Make holed rings, put in oil
Meduvadas frizzle
Mouthwatering, fluffy
Melts in mouth, soft, crispy
My most favorite snack
...

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McDonald's and Burger King fare
Fuel obesity fair and square
Fast food tastes so good
We eat all we could
Truth be told, we really don't care!...

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I was burned by my burrito 
Just a simple snack for me yo 
I was burned by my burrito, my burrito

My hunger pangs were panging
My tummy it was aching
I figured a quick snack 
Would end my crave attack

I was burned by my burrito 
Just a...

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