When I Left a Snack For Santa

A silk top I asked Santa Claus for!
How did Mr. Claus handle that chore?
On that beautiful silk
I found stains from spilled milk.
Milk and cookies for Santa? No MORE!

Nov. 17, 2022
For Tania Kitchin's A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
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Gauthier Avatar
November 29, 2022 at 6:22 PM
Does Santa need a sippy cup?
Fowler Avatar
November 26, 2022 at 7:27 AM
HAHA! Yes, he was naughty to spill on your new blouse! Congratulations on your win! :)
Anaya Avatar
November 25, 2022 at 2:11 PM
Congratulations on your placement, Andrea! Aha, clever one. Naughty lady, Mrs. Santa. I never thought about her in that way.
Miller Avatar
November 25, 2022 at 12:41 AM
Good one, congratulations
Alex Avatar
November 24, 2022 at 10:42 PM
Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations!
Sands Avatar
November 24, 2022 at 2:50 PM
Congratulations for your win Andrea :)
Canerdy Avatar
November 24, 2022 at 10:29 AM
GOOD one, Andrea! CONGRATS on your win. Janice
Kitchin Avatar
November 24, 2022 at 10:27 AM
Andrea, a fun one, congratulations on your winning placement!
Smith Avatar
November 21, 2022 at 7:41 PM
hahaha! :D
Kaufman Avatar
November 21, 2022 at 5:53 AM
quite cute one Andrea.
Callus Avatar
November 21, 2022 at 1:27 AM
Most enjoyable, Andrea :) That's what happens when Santa is in a hurry and yet can't resist your milk & cookies :) ~ Warm regards // paul
Hawley Avatar
November 18, 2022 at 3:18 PM
Bad Santa, how rude! Good luck in the contest.
Ray Choudhury Avatar
November 18, 2022 at 9:57 AM
Hilarious, Andrea! Great entry for the contest!
Walker Avatar
November 18, 2022 at 7:27 AM
Too funny.
Buhagiar Avatar
November 18, 2022 at 1:00 AM
Funny limerick. Best for a win.
Miller Avatar
November 18, 2022 at 12:40 AM
Very funny BOL in the contest this should do well.
Gregory Avatar
November 17, 2022 at 6:47 PM
Someone is for the naughty list....lol nice and funny.
Horsman Avatar
November 17, 2022 at 6:17 PM
That's Santa for you, Andrea, can we not trust any one anymore. Good luck on contest, love it. Harry
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