Best Smear Poems

CERVICAL CANCER AWARENESS WEEK 
24 – 30th January 2016

Cervical cancer … the silent killer

Every day in the UK eight women are diagnosed with cervical cancer
Sadly, 1000 women die each year

Adolescents are offered the HPV (Human papillomavirus) vaccine
but they STILL need to have regular smear tests

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The medic said lie on the couch
She swabbed my cervix , I said OUCH
It's checking for cancer
So I can’t be a chancer
For cervical smears I can vouch

I lay there with my legs akimbo
Butt naked I feel like a bimbo
My hubby needn’t fear
It’s just a routine...

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I failed in my life, lost all my fame,
I slowly slowly became ,an addict of cocaine.
I needed my stuff daily right at nine,
It gave me false wings, I thought everything was fine.

Hunger of my stuff, increased day by day,
It became a thing I couldn’t stay...

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Oy Vey Smear - 
More'n' $500.00 For Car Repair!

Hence mine plaintive strut forward
     doleful poetically lamentable
     forlorn shell shock mental state
Hyundai deniably forced
me to absorb, sans
     requisite auto repair tab
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In a smear the nicest ink 
can insufferably stink.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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Smear Tactics Did Disappear

Things that are small may seem mere
Then may be tactics which are smear
And many bad feelings they bring on
Hope pretty soon they will be gone
Bad behavior and habits disappear.

James Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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There once was a ghost who loved the post 
He enjoyed the thrill of the periodicals fill 
Turning each page of the paper 
Geared to those who picked up an honest wage as waiters. 
There were all these incredible tales 
Using sources that were impossible...

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Love takes its toll on every faltering form
Minds are all a blur, a never-ending storm
They all in time take pleasure in other wretches’ pain
Relieving their blistery hearts, subsiding the pouring rain
And as they cite a verse or two, they write it from the heart
Though none...

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You're this loving aura:
Your beauty, so vibrant
All your senses are on, —high
But you wanted to bust down and cry
PS: —I love you.

I ache, you say; in this tender voice
I say; let me ache for your pain
Let me; bare your pain and free yourself
PS: —I'll hold...

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My start in life was not round here, 
Newcastle was my home, 
But now I've spent 20yrs in washington where I roam, 
Now I wonder what is left, 
A hopeless future at its best, 
A big part missing cruelly took, 
Plucked from life with a...

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I watch as time goes by,
With no great urge to try,
To make a move,
Or break a sweat,
I'm a lost heart broken guy.

"HOW" I wonder why,
A sudden urge to cry,
I see her image,
I loose a breath,
I'm a lost heart broken guy.

When will it feel so much...

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Is it about time I turned a corner, 
And mix with more friends and not be a loner. 
Grow with confidence push myself harder, 
Nourish my body with trips to the larder. 
Walk with my dog who I call Dora,
She's a French bull dog...

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In time life should be improving, 
And it's nothing but confusing, 
Odd days you fair so well,
Today's a day from hell,
It starts as you wake up, 
Within a moment you blow up, 
A simple task you've done each day, 
Becomes a problem it's just the...

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It's very strange by yourself,
 In a home that meant so much,
My nights are weird I make no sense,
I'm speaking double Dutch.

What I mean ,I just can't tell,
 if only my head was clear
I keep most problems too myself 
It's a problem I do fear.

No...

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My partner and I were never prepared,
for what the specialist doctor said, 
We hoped the chemo worked but dread,
to tell you that the cancer spread, 
Our palative nurse tried to dull the pain, 
But time after time it was bad news again, 
I just had...

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