Best Smackers Poems

Morning time...waking with sweets in my mouth
cinnamon carameltmarshmellowed out
breakfast cereal Sugar Dynamite
secret prize inside,bestows x-ray sight

Sugar shock,tooth rot,'60s psycotropic lollipops
an infinite selection @ Treat's Sweetshop
its addictive candy flavors
improves moods and bad behavior
beware of its dangers
sugar rush overdose and hypereality at most

Peanutbrittle,jawbreakers,misfortune cookie riddles
limesours with saccarine...

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That first cup of coffee in the morning

I describe it as KICKAPOO JOY JUICE

The day doesn't begin until that first sip

When angels start singing and the sun starts to shine

You realize the world is a beautiful place

You feel like skipping through fields of clover

Singing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah...

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That first cup of coffee in the morning
I describe it as KICKAPOO JOY JUICE
The day doesn't begin until that first sip
When angels start singing and the sun comes out
You realize the world is a beautiful place
You feel like skipping through fields of clover
Singing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah and...

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Because you’re beautiful,
from your 5 head to your webbed toes,

Because you’re beautiful,
when you smile, your whole face glows,

Because you’re beautiful 
you’re in my dreams all the time,

Because you’re beautiful, 
I’m absolutely mesmerized by your eyes,

Because you’re beautiful,
boredom no longer exists,

Because you’re beautiful, 
lip smackers should...

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The lion creeps in slowly, stealthily, hyper vigilant, alert.
Her focus on her cubs, wanting them to eat blood red meat tonight.

A young shaky gazelle, stares into the tall grass.
Fear pounds in his heart, he's ready to take flight.

He's heard of the bone-eating smackers who come...

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Got lotsa love that I share every day
With my friends on Poetry Soup
But I reserve my real true affection
For you Miss Cathie whoop whoop

Love you sweet lady so much it hurts
Want to hold you and plant big smackers
Right on your lips and other places
Some are...

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I’ve crossed many rivers so cold
am known to be stout and bold
the likes of cheese and crackers
makes me lips go smackers.

The flavor kicks up me nose
like cat nip makes me doze
keeping a stiff upper lip
I’m careful not to  slip

I keep some in me pocket
a...

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I’d put on the gray drab uniform,
catch the yellow bus, while
other villagers made a pilgrimage
to Violet Avenue Elementary School,
and us parochials would be driven
to the now closed St. Peters.

This is where I first knelt, steepled hands,
had a sense of the transcendent,
always a good Catholic girl.

I...

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Jumpin' Frog 

My name is Dan'l Webster
this is my story and I'm stickin' to it
I'm green with a long tongue
wet, slimy skin for a coat.
I eat all sorts of insects
but flies, now there’s a delicacy.
Used to live in a pond
till Jim Smiley took me.
Sure do...

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Santa Claus, we’ve been out of touch 
and I don’t ask for very much 
but I have needs, and I’m in Dutch

I want to see the light of day
oh, and can you give me a sleigh
and a way to forget yesterday

can I have a smiling...

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One day we were at the pool.
Jumping off the diving board  !
That was a big jump.
 ! They just did belly smackers.
I would not do a belly smacker.
It would hurt.
 ! That was a perfect dive.
They were running around the pool.
It was very slippery.
...

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They surrounded me 
With utter hatred 
Flying in sting
Sting yellow jacket 
Pain and swelling 
Filled my hands
Oh what burning 
These brilliant yet 
Barbaric creatures
Can inflict upon a soul
My innocent composure 
Was just trying to fix
Rotten wood 
Devious yellow striped
Whipper smackers 
Of ill will do they...

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One day we were at the pool.
Jumping off the diving board  !
That was a big jump.
 ! They just did belly smackers.
I would not do a belly smacker.
It would hurt.
 ! That was a perfect dive.
They were running around the pool.
It was very slippery.
...

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One day we were at the pool.
Jumping off the diving board  !
That was a big jump.
 ! They just did belly smackers.
I would not do a belly smacker.
It would hurt.
 ! That was a perfect dive.
They were running around the pool.
It was very slippery.
...

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