Best Slick Poems

Note: A.ga.pe is three syllables.


John Moses assumed he was doing well.
You know only the absolute can tell.
His Agape, copy,
ranked totally sloppy,
At the gate Peter said, ”what’s that I smell?’

`T was certain girl from our poetry soup,
The one not in love with heavenly group,
from behind me...

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Andrea lives in a city
In which every season is pretty!
But on a bad snow day,
She drives on the freeway
And curses because it’s so %#itty. (small edit for the kiddies)

**on our Utah license plates it says 
"The Greatest Snow on Earth" (yeah, right)

For PD's Contest
(After I...

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There is an old saying....
keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even closer...

This is a poem about a very smart Chick...
Who was very resourceful and very slick...
Rumor had it there was a Wolf, and he had a way...
Of taking advantage of everyone on any...

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His rhythmic progress and sideways prance,
With flowing mane his movements dance…...

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a dancing queen called nette onclaud 

rocked hip hop steps in tasseled shroud

     she leapt in thin air 
             
        wind blew...

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SLICK  LIMERICK

There once was a girl from the soup 
Who tried to keep up with her poet group
        But she fell in love, 
        with the man NOT' from above
Now...

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Susan Burch came bubble-wrapped
Not ready, but waiting, to be sent back
A reject toy
Till she met a boy
Who unwrapped her with happy claps


9/22/11

Received 2nd place in "Slick Limerick" contest...

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Carolyn Devonshire, it has been said

Was always on time until she was dead

     “She was never late before,”
 
    Confirmed her old editor

As from her tombstone epitaph he read



*Entry for Poet Destroyer’s “Slick Limerick” contest...

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There once was a poet named Sara
Who did Tommy a great favor
She cooked him some good lunch
He ate a great big bunch
Now food he no longer savors

In honor of Destroyer A Poet~
Contest: "Write a limerick using your poetry soup name."...

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There once was a Grandma named Bea
Who was as spry as she could be
There’s truth to the fable
She’ll drink you under the table
But you didn’t hear it from me!


Grandma Bea for Destroyer's Limerick Challenge...

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Kash wants to write a Limerick
please come and help him with the trick
that on username
Irma wants the same
overtrying will soon make him sick.




© kash poet
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Placement:2nd;(September 2011)

Contest:Write a Limerick Using Your Poetrysoup Name

Sponsor:Irma Linda...

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Limerick : Once slick Senorita from Sevilla – 6

Once slick Senorita from Sevilla
Watched proud Toro shamed by faena*
So she lured Picador
Behind her unlocked door
And gored him till he split on his Pica.

•	faena : the manœuvres with the cape
the toro is subjected to by the matador
after...

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Barbara writes poetry, or so she thinks
Unfortunately her stuff really stinks
Her haiku is bad
And her rhyme is sad
Just one more post and the ”soup" will need drinks...

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His is an unpronounceable name
Who at times basks in soup's fleeting fame
'Lion of the world' his name means
Nothing like that in his genes
To love all is JAGATHSIMHAN's aim




for  PD's  "Slick Limerick"contest
S.Jagathsimhan Nair,  21 sept  11

For SKAT's on 20 May 13

For Regina...

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Fellow Soupers, my kudos to you.

For encouraging my work like you do.

        Ralph Taylor, that's me

        is thinking, obviously

without your support, I'd be through!...

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