Best Slick Poems
Note: A.ga.pe is three syllables.
John Moses assumed he was doing well.
You know only the absolute can tell.
His Agape, copy,
ranked totally sloppy,
At the gate Peter said, ”what’s that I smell?’
`T was certain girl from our poetry soup,
The one not in love with heavenly group,
from behind me she snickered,
and with Peter she bickered.
This is the total stinky pooh…err… scoop!
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==================PS "Just Kidding"
For and in Honor of Poet Destroyer
And Contest: Slick Limerick
Categories:
slick, introspection,
Form:
Limerick
Andrea lives in a city
In which every season is pretty!
But on a bad snow day,
She drives on the freeway
And curses because it’s so %#itty. (small edit for the kiddies)
**on our Utah license plates it says
"The Greatest Snow on Earth" (yeah, right)
For PD's Contest
(After I posted this, I realized, gosh, the title
really does work because few things are as
slick as a Utah road in winter.)
Categories:
slick, funny, snow, snow,
Form:
Limerick
There is an old saying....
keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even closer...
This is a poem about a very smart Chick...
Who was very resourceful and very slick...
Rumor had it there was a Wolf, and he had a way...
Of taking advantage of everyone on any given day...
He had terrorized the neighborhood for the very last time...
They had a town meeting , and all agreed...
That the only choice was a dastardly deed...
Chick volunteered to take on the challenge...
And majority stated, he had to explunge...
“I’d love to have you over for dinner on Friday “ said Chick...
To which Wolf stated quite arrogantly, but quick...
It would be my pleasure...see you at eight...
There was a beautiful shining Harvest Moon, when Wolf arrived at the gate...
Come sit in my hot tub, said Chick turning on some tunes...
Dinner should be ready very soon...
The water is hot , said the Wolf...
Ahh , but your body will feel so much better...
Just relax and drink this wine, dinner will have much more flavor...
Hours went by...then the doorbell rang...
It was the Pigs, from town known as the “ gang “...
Quick grab a chair and please be aware ...
That I have slaved all day for this affair...
One which will change your perception of me...
I might be a Chick, but as you will see...
I have accepted the challenge, and done my best...
So do me a favor and please honor my request ...
Use your best table manners, and please do not squeal...
And for everyone’s sake, try not to “ Wolf “ down this meal...
Categories:
slick, drink, moon, water, wine,
Form:
Prose Poetry
His rhythmic progress and sideways prance,
With flowing mane his movements dance…
Categories:
slick, animals, cowboy-western, nature
Form:
Couplet
a dancing queen called nette onclaud
rocked hip hop steps in tasseled shroud
she leapt in thin air
wind blew her false hair...
shaved head bowed to a cheering crowd
*yayy! *
©
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CONTEST: PD’s Slick Limerick
Categories:
slick, funny, people,
Form:
Limerick
SLICK LIMERICK
There once was a girl from the soup
Who tried to keep up with her poet group
But she fell in love,
with the man NOT' from above
Now the Poet Destroyer, is in a loop.
by;p.d.
Example for my contest
((p.s. i'm not a limerick expert))
~maybe it's a bad example~
~But you get my drift~
Categories:
slick, funny, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
Susan Burch came bubble-wrapped
Not ready, but waiting, to be sent back
A reject toy
Till she met a boy
Who unwrapped her with happy claps
9/22/11
Received 2nd place in "Slick Limerick" contest
Categories:
slick, life, uplifting,
Form:
Limerick
Carolyn Devonshire, it has been said
Was always on time until she was dead
“She was never late before,”
Confirmed her old editor
As from her tombstone epitaph he read
*Entry for Poet Destroyer’s “Slick Limerick” contest
Categories:
slick, funny,
Form:
Limerick
.
There once was a poet named Sara
Who did Tommy a great favor
She cooked him some good lunch
He ate a great big bunch
Now food he no longer savors
In honor of Destroyer A Poet~
Contest: "Write a limerick using your poetry soup name."
Categories:
slick, food, funny,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a Grandma named Bea
Who was as spry as she could be
There’s truth to the fable
She’ll drink you under the table
But you didn’t hear it from me!
Grandma Bea for Destroyer's Limerick Challenge
Categories:
slick, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Kash wants to write a Limerick
please come and help him with the trick
that on username
Irma wants the same
overtrying will soon make him sick.
© kash poet
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Placement:2nd;(September 2011)
Contest:Write a Limerick Using Your Poetrysoup Name
Sponsor:Irma Linda
Categories:
slick, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick : Once slick Senorita from Sevilla – 6
Once slick Senorita from Sevilla
Watched proud Toro shamed by faena*
So she lured Picador
Behind her unlocked door
And gored him till he split on his Pica.
• faena : the manœuvres with the cape
the toro is subjected to by the matador
after the maiming of the magnificent beast
by the picador
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Categories:
slick, character,
Form:
Limerick
Barbara writes poetry, or so she thinks
Unfortunately her stuff really stinks
Her haiku is bad
And her rhyme is sad
Just one more post and the ”soup" will need drinks
Categories:
slick, funny,
Form:
Limerick
His is an unpronounceable name
Who at times basks in soup's fleeting fame
'Lion of the world' his name means
Nothing like that in his genes
To love all is JAGATHSIMHAN's aim
for PD's "Slick Limerick"contest
S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 21 sept 11
For SKAT's on 20 May 13
For Regina Riddle's contest.
Categories:
slick, introspection, love,
Form:
Limerick
Fellow Soupers, my kudos to you.
For encouraging my work like you do.
Ralph Taylor, that's me
is thinking, obviously
without your support, I'd be through!
Categories:
slick, friendship,
Form:
Limerick