Slick Limerick

Carolyn Devonshire, it has been said

Was always on time until she was dead

     “She was never late before,”
 
    Confirmed her old editor

As from her tombstone epitaph he read



*Entry for Poet Destroyer’s “Slick Limerick” contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 11/18/2012 11:32:00 AM
An excellent Limerick and so witty!Love it Carolyn.
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Date: 9/30/2011 10:35:00 AM
Congrats on your win, Carolyn. Nice going. luv Ralph
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Date: 9/29/2011 2:47:00 PM
I think I better ask for some lessons from you, Carolyn ;) -- congrats on your win! :D
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Date: 9/29/2011 6:22:00 AM
I wont give you congratulations on this sad write, Carolyn, Be Optimist,
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Date: 9/29/2011 1:08:00 AM
Yours was a very good one, Carolyn. Congrats again tonight!!
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Date: 9/28/2011 10:45:00 AM
Congratulations Carolyn, on your "Slick Limerick" contest win sponsored by P.D. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/28/2011 10:29:00 AM
Well done Carolyn. Congratulations
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Date: 9/24/2011 10:27:00 AM
this is so different Carolyn, awesome write, good luck harry
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Date: 9/22/2011 11:24:00 PM
This is a real "humdinger" Carolyn.(wink wink). YOu are the limerick master with this fine write. The final line is a knee slapper! I really don't know how newspaper writers keep up with all the deadlines. Such a creative, demanding, and competitive field. All the way to the top! Gwendolen
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Date: 9/22/2011 10:17:00 PM
VERY well done, Carolyn. I think it deserves to place high!
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Date: 9/21/2011 8:51:00 PM
This write is incredibly clever! I just love the fact you've "...never been late before" I like to be early as well, I hate to be late! Awesome poem Carolyn!! You'll do well in the contest!!
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Date: 9/21/2011 6:38:00 PM
Limericks are a lifelong favorite of mine. Your Slick Limerick is Super Slick! DiGG it!
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Date: 9/21/2011 4:54:00 PM
LOL, witty piece, my friend. My mum says I'll be late for my own funeral
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Date: 9/21/2011 2:51:00 PM
LOL, very cute one, Carolyn! And thanks for the comment on "Eschew". I agree, different forms call for different types of language whih is why I chose haiku (sorta, lol) for "Eschew" I haven't done any long stuff recently, but did a good bit during my first stint on the Soup. An example is "PI" (Chant Royal) which just placed first in Debbie's contest... it's full of articles, conjunctions, pronouns and other common words, but I did take it easy on the gerunds, lol. Happy day!~N
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Date: 9/21/2011 2:12:00 PM
Good one Carolyn.
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Date: 9/21/2011 2:08:00 PM
clever entry ( another thing we have in common, I am never late , usually early but never late)
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Date: 9/21/2011 1:53:00 PM
Ohh Carolyn yours is clever!
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