Best Slammer Poems
I Am a Virgin SlammerI am a virgin slammer,
Let me get that over with,
So if I stammer and speak like a bludgeoning hammer,
Let the record be clear: I’m just trying to go with this.
So I won’t walk the walk or talk the talk,
I may even stain the sheets while...
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Categories:
slammer, slam, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Screw Pd I'M the Master Slammer, Anyone Who Disagrees Is An Ass Kissersorry that its taken a while
making you wait is not my style
even though im the top of the pile
everyone praises your slams it makes me sick
PD you can suck on my wit
they fear you for no reason
cut the head off the queen, thats treason
lets play...
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Categories:
slammer, funnyslam, slam,
Form:
Free verse
Slammer In the Slammer(I just took this as a fun little assignment.
I did not even make the deadline for the
contest. I was not targeting any person
at all in this little story. I do not object to
slam poetry and I think it would be
humorous...
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Categories:
slammer, funnyslam, poetry, slam,
Form:
Limerick
Slammed In the SlammerEvery breath is a fresh step.
Forget your last step take a fresh breath.
I may not walk the line.
But I am designed to shine.
The things I refuse are
the things I should choose.
Never running away.
Feet anchored in the dirt,
looks that will burn
Thanks to all life’s lessons,
All...
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Categories:
slammer, parodyme, me,
Form:
Free verse
The Hummer Slammer BeatJazzing around,
the black humming bee
swings along with the strings
Fiddles, guitars
in the piano bars
keeping a-slamming the floor
The music is growing
from under the feet
of the Dancer:
THE BEAT!...
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Categories:
slammer, celebration,
Form:
Free verse
Dining With DysfunctionMother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;
big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;
father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger
that hit sister who lit an elbow hard slammer
straight into the hand of their rare guest and butcher;
butcher stood to secure a full-face...
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Categories:
slammer, cat, conflict, dog, funny,
Form:
Rhyme