Best Slammer Poems
Below are the all-time best Slammer poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of slammer poems written by PoetrySoup members
I Am a Virgin SlammerI am a virgin slammer,
Let me get that over with,
So if I stammer and speak like a bludgeoning hammer,
Let the record be clear: I’m just...
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Categories:
slammer, slam, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Poetry Is My VoiceImagination and subliminal thoughts are created-
Seen through my minds eye....
This pen takes the shape of a scimitar-
...
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Categories:
slammer, inspirational
Form:
Free verse
Rudolph Gets the JobTwas on the eve of Christmas and St Nick was feeling glum
because his leading reindeer had some problems with his tum.
With Dasher feeling poorly, Santa...
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Categories:
slammer, funnytime,
Form:
Rhyme
Where Do I Come FromFrom my mother's womb I yelled into the room,
mattress on the living room floor,
my bro I replaced as the youngest, his face
as he screamed and...
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Categories:
slammer, humor, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Summer Cooking the 8th Street GrillShhhhh, here comes the Warden
He’s just about to open the door, Frank
Well, that’s good ‘cause I’ve been in this slammer too long!
and, it way too...
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Categories:
slammer, food, humorous,
Form:
Personification
Scammer In TrainingPick them at random, the best way to start.
The very old or very young are the easiest to part,
With the info you need to get...
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Categories:
slammer, integrity,
Form:
Quatrain
Categories:
slammer, confusion, lifewords, me, world,
Form:
Limerick
An Oracle '' a Cautionary Tale''An Oracle, ‘’ a cautionary tale’’
The man was called upon to help he went, heart full of love, not his own
but (put there) questions...
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Categories:
slammer, brother, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Duke - a Soldier's TaleDanny pleaded with his daddy for a German shepherd puppy,
But papa instead, suggested a cuddly kitten or a harmless guppy.
Danny won the battle and they...
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Categories:
slammer, animal, humorous, , memorial,
Form:
Rhyme
Jails ParodySend the convicts to the jails -
Local jails! -
What a world of confinement as their court case fails
Hear the jingle, jingle, jingle
Of the handcuffs as...
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Categories:
slammer, parody, world,
Form:
Rhyme
A Brewing Stormanger, anxiety, fear, howl, natural disasters, nature, seasons,
A Brewing Storm ©
Thunder and Lightning, ‘Me Oh My’!
Blasts and ‘vamps’ its warring symbolic call
Ceiling clouds roll in...
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Categories:
slammer, anger, anxiety, fear, howl,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Categories:
slammer, judgement, poems, slam, spoken
Form:
Free verse
Bionic Betty: Another True Tale From the Mental WardBetty was bonafide crazy. She had shot her husband after a night of drunken quarreling, and was in the state mental hospital instead of being...
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Categories:
slammer, crazy, woman,
Form:
Narrative
Ancient Footles1. Walls of Jericho:
Giddy
City
2. Moses:
Hopper
Stopper
3. The Egyptians:
Water
Fodder
4. Jael:
Hammer
Slammer
5. Sampson:
Pillar
Killer
6. Laban:
Fuzzin'
Cousin
References:
1. Joshua 6:20
2. Exodus 10:17-19
3. Exodus 14:28
4. Judges 4:21
5. Judges 16:29-30
6. Genesis 31:41
Written...
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Categories:
slammer, bible, christian, funny, silly,
Form:
Footle
Untitled In 1-27-90I sat in a kind of wasted skin stupor and
try to make sense of my reality idiom in pisces
blue A minor sequence aqueoushumor...
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Categories:
slammer, age, children, class, emotions,
Form:
Free verse