Best Sitters Poems

‘fence sitters’


The PC Rules state
that….

If I say something
that you find offensive
I have to stop
saying it.

Therefore,
it would follow
that…

If I take offense
to your taking offense
you must stop
taking offense
because I took offense
to your taking offense.

John G. Lawless
5/4/2016...

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sitters
listen

check the
kids' mouths

puzzle
pieces

bouncy
ball-ees

pointed
pencils

legos
car keys

Play-Doh 
pin wheels 

slugs from 
Nerf guns 

Polly
pockets

mouthfuls 
big ones 

careful 
sitters 

goofproof 
youngsters


written March 19, 2018
James Edward Lee Sr.'s  Footle contest
Put Your Footle Out Your Mouth...

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nannies
grannies

watchin’
children

mouth stuffed?
cheeks puffed?

bouncy
ball-ee

legos
clown nose

toy cars
gold stars

knickknacks
thumbtacks

foil from
chew gum

day care
au pair

sitters'
jitters...

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Haphazard and homeless, he has heartfelt hiccups in New Hampshire.
She saucily and sassily sashayed steadily, sometimes secreting syrup.
Torn, talented, and tenuous, their first meeting was morose and dire.
But belligerent Bella began to boss, unconsciously uniting them up.

Entirely accidentally, they ended up with eighteen children and...

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