Best Senorita Poems

Limerick : Once a Senorita from Sevilla – 3

Once a Senorita from Sevilla
Caught a Cock to make a paella
Paella tasted good
But Cock stayed in bad mood
Crowed all the way down : Mama ! Mia !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Any teardrops that I can borrow?
In those Spanish eyes of yours
In those big brown Spanish eyes
of yours
 
 
Senorita Sorrow
Can you run away with me tomorrow?
We can chase our dreams around
And make love
And start wars
In those Spanish eyes of yours
In those big brown Spanish eyes
of...

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Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 7

Once our Senorita from Sevilla
Hurried with unborn twins to Lisboa
Some said twins were long due
Others : Port Ugh ! Geese knew
Why then she named twins : Macau and Goa ?

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Limerick : Once our Senorita watched  Sea Anne-Anne – 13

Once our Senorita watched Sea Anne-Anne
What got her was all that Royal Can-Can :
« Little Rascal » - « Car Seat »
« New Father » - « New Hope » feat
So she changed sex to...

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Señorita, señorita, curveous, saliente, sassy lady, con su vestido de flamenca rojo brillante, lleno de vida, llena de carácter, vistiendo mi 'manton' para alejar el frío de la noche, ha decidido llevar goyesca estilo esta noche, listo para una corrida de broche.


España es deportivo, womens...

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Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 8

Once our Senorita from Sevilla
Climbed ladder to pluck tree guava
Gathered under a crowd
Gaping under her shroud
So she squeezed juice to stop saliva.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 12

Once our Senorita from Sevilla
Entered a dance contest in Bahia
Others danced the salsa
Rita dirty samba
Since Sevilla sells the new dance : Salsamba !* 

•	« Sal » in French means « dirty ».

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 9

Once our Senorita from Sevilla 
Lied about going to Colombia
Rivals said : You know why !	
Others : Her life’s a lie !
Our Saint confessed lie in Iglésia !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Limerick : Once a Senorita from Sevilla

Once a Senorita from Sevilla
Took to hiding looks under mantilla
Not unbeknown to her
Sullen senior Senor
Gazed but at her wide open Gran Via.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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oh, Senorita Sexy
shows most tantalizing thigh
to a helpless guy

her sensous rose
dreams of removing her clothes
on this starlit night

she is quite a dish
to have her, his sole desire
both, sizzling hot fires.


02/27/2023...

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Limerick : Once slick Senorita from Sevilla – 6

Once slick Senorita from Sevilla
Watched proud Toro shamed by faena*
So she lured Picador
Behind her unlocked door
And gored him till he split on his Pica.

•	faena : the manœuvres with the cape
the toro is subjected to by the matador
after...

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Limerick : Once a Senorita from Sevilla – 4

Once a Senorita from Sevilla
Gobbled four water-melons from Murcia
Head took the shape of one
Buns in front then weighed ton
Sad, only one bum could say : Bon Dia !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Limerick : Once a Senorita from Sevilla - 2

Once a Senorita from Sevilla 
Took a short cut to Segovia
Met Toro on the way
And rode him half the way
Bore Toro on back rest of via.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 10

Once our Senorita from Sevilla
Took to reading books set in Castilla
One Knight de la Mancha
Tickled her jugular
Since at windmills rails : Anda ! Lucia !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Limerick : Once a Senorita from Sevilla – 5	

Once a Senorita from Sevilla 
Learned Flamenco to strut at Feria
Eyes flashed to kill gallants
Bitten by red hot ants
Now at ferias she sells tortia.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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