Best Sasquatch Poems

Sasquatch; please don't follow me.
Turn away; and go.
Take your shaggy hair away.
You frighten me:  you know.

Please don't growl about me,
stalking me so far.
Try to keep your distance.
I have no wish to spar.

Where have you come from?
Far; from in the bush?
Hiding from us humans:
eating swamp-like...

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I wish that I was a Yeti 
Bigfoot, Snow Ape at best 
So that I can finally show my face 
And put this myth to rest 

5-2-2018 
I wish that I was a... contest 
Sponsored by Viv Wigley...

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creatures of the shadows of the dawn and the dusk 
older than iron and clay ..blood and rust 

the secrets of darkness surviving on the thoughts of others

unstitched by imagination when eyelids are uncovered 

legends told through history and the ages of time 

the lore...

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In the forest lives a creature
That people say doesn't exist
But yet they look for it high and low
For some reason they just can't resist

He stands ten feet tall and covered with hair
Well at least that's what they tell
They say his feet are twenty inches long
And...

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Squashing Sasquatch sounds squeamish said Silly Sally... 
When Shelley Sheen said she'd seen Sasquatch squashed 


Tongue Twister Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Joe Sandler 
12/27/2020...

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!...

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An old friend stopped by this misty morn,
Filled his cup with warming Joe,
It’s good to be in his company,
He is the finest of my friends I know.

He appeared out of the morning twilight,
Quiet with bright clear eyes,
My cup disappeared in his massive hand,
Over which his...

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A.K.A.

Hairy
Mary













11-21-17
 
Inspired by the stand alone footle contest...

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I'm convinced I saw a ghastly creature in the mist
While I was driving along a bleak country road,
A Sasquatch several yards ahead shaking its fist
Cloaked in the gray fog, as frightened I slowed.

While I was driving along a bleak country road
The creature crashed through the...

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I believe that the Sasquatch is valid.
He is huge though he eats only salad.
He’s so large, I admit,
that a limerick won’t fit
this big fella — I owe him a ballad....

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!
...

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There's a beast roaming around,
This forested mountain ground,
You can hear him at night
It does bring on a fright...
Oh, maybe it's only a grizzly bear!!
A grizzly, don't you share....
Respected fear of this mighty beast?
Concern at the very least.....
But I don't really care,
Just what it is out...

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at the edge of Boreal Forest sits a cabin we built ourselves in 1986
the deck became enormous because my man always gets carried away
Big John does everything in excess, going overboard on every project
We relax here a few times a year in the summer, enjoying...

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This story begins with Julio Jones,
a logger who worked trees in the Cascades,
never married or had a family,
he was a loner, that just was his way.

Now he was no hermit, by any means,
he would show up at the town festivals,
volunteer his time so they ran...

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...The bigfoot poked out again the next day
with the little one not that far behind,
came lunch time Julio put out apples,
before each he would stop and make the sign.

He did this for days, an entire week,
each day the two creatures came for the snack,
then one...

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