Sleepy Sasquatch

Sasquatch; please don't follow me. Turn away; and go. Take your shaggy hair away. You frighten me: you know. Please don't growl about me, stalking me so far. Try to keep your distance. I have no wish to spar. Where have you come from? Far; from in the bush? Hiding from us humans: eating swamp-like mush. What has brought you out here circling me from far? Have I ticked you off, or where your nestings are? Here I come to shoot you. I'll fill you full of lead. And if it means I kill you you'll be the proof as dead. Wake-up sleepy Sasquatch. I didn't mean to shoot. I'm sorry that I shot you and filled you full of soot. Only now; we know you're real. Your body final proof. And when they stuff and mount you we'll growl at you and woof! Wake-up sleepy Sasquatch. Why won't you speak as proof? Don't make us tease and taunt you. It's not the same to spoof.