Best Sarge Poems

There once was a guy named Sarge
who had seat belts installed in his dodge.
After he strapped his date in,
they committed a carnal sin
without ever leaving the garage....

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Mythical wizard hag sits on her haughty throne
Who is she? Some whisper, perhaps thinking crone.
Magical and mystical, she is rarely sitting alone.
Her power animals surround her, hoping for a bone.

She gets to make all their decisions, she is in charge.
Her ideas and ideals are incredibly...

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