Guess Who?

My life has been adventurous and very far from mundane,
Though at times I've held the short end of the stick, to my disdain.
If there was any dirty work or heavy lifting to be done,
Guess who had to do it?  Yep - I was usually the one!

Even as a kid I usually received the short end of the stick.
Guess who in choosing sides was usually the last one to pick!
When teachers asked for raised hands for our knowledge to grill,
Guess who was never called upon to display his cognitive skill!

In the service I had more than my share of onerous KP.
Guess who scrubbed pots and pans?   Yep - it was usually me!
I made myself scarce when bodies for guard duty were needed;
Guess whose plea of inconvenience with the Sarge went unheeded!

I never volunteered for anything in the service - that was taboo,
But Sarge always said, "I want you and you and guess who!"
At times when drilling, the Sarge I didn't always endear.
Guess who he chewed on to get in step, gnawing on my ear!

I'm a little wiser as I near the end of life's treacherous trail.
Some still try to hand me short shrift but more often than not they fail!
When I was much younger, such things I really did deplore,
But now I've mellowed somewhat and it doesn't bother me anymore!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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July 22, 2010 at 8:10 AM
hello Bob H. i am just here to invit all my favorite poets to read or just check out my blog..I would enjoy a hi from you Bob H.,,..always,..p..d.
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June 23, 2010 at 10:52 AM
wow, this is a really cool write. it really makes it clear that you have to take what life throws at you with as much dignity and grace as possible. a good leason, and an even better write. rating: 7/7
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June 17, 2010 at 3:51 PM
Yes, Robert, but remember it's always the last that really finishes "First"! And we both know and believe it is better to serve! Tiresome, but rewarding:) You are blessed... Love, Audrey
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June 17, 2010 at 2:53 PM
You put a light spin on a pill many people don't like to swallow! Thanks for sharing Robert.
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June 16, 2010 at 7:28 AM
This one is very charming Bob H., enjoyed the humor you have pined here it is a fun image to come across the younger images of you Bob, nicely done, and have yourself a wonderful day,..p.d.
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June 16, 2010 at 12:19 AM
Cool and a cool write. I can relate to it. Thanks for sharing. Caroline.
Dietrich Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 9:49 PM
a cool description of your life. Sometimes I have felt this way about myself . I get taken advantage of alot, but at the same time,I'm very mellow and it does not bother me much. LUv, Andrea
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June 15, 2010 at 6:40 PM
Just say no...is my moto!!
Byrne Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 6:02 PM
great narrative and moving too!
Taylor Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Amen, my friend. I'm with you. All the best to you guys have a good week. Ralph/Una
Belt Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 12:56 PM
Great Write Bob......sounds like my life....lol.....Larry
Neels Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Bob, enjoyed this read.. Had me smiling until the end.. You've been the chosen one hehe :) rgds WN
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