Guess Who?

My life has been adventurous and very far from mundane, Though at times I've held the short end of the stick, to my disdain. If there was any dirty work or heavy lifting to be done, Guess who had to do it? Yep - I was usually the one! Even as a kid I usually received the short end of the stick. Guess who in choosing sides was usually the last one to pick! When teachers asked for raised hands for our knowledge to grill, Guess who was never called upon to display his cognitive skill! In the service I had more than my share of onerous KP. Guess who scrubbed pots and pans? Yep - it was usually me! I made myself scarce when bodies for guard duty were needed; Guess whose plea of inconvenience with the Sarge went unheeded! I never volunteered for anything in the service - that was taboo, But Sarge always said, "I want you and you and guess who!" At times when drilling, the Sarge I didn't always endear. Guess who he chewed on to get in step, gnawing on my ear! I'm a little wiser as I near the end of life's treacherous trail. Some still try to hand me short shrift but more often than not they fail! When I was much younger, such things I really did deplore, But now I've mellowed somewhat and it doesn't bother me anymore! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)