Best Rooney Poems
A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook for him may be gloomy
He’ll get whacked with an enormous fine
But his club won't force him to resign
It would make much more sense
losing his road licence
and he stops drinking lager and wine!
Yesterday UK footballer Wayne Rooney got stopped for drink driving
09-02-17
Unique newsman Andy Rooney,
did not look like a George Clooney;
beetling brows grew too much hair,
verbalist extraordinaire.
Copyright, May 17, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
Mickey Rooney or George Clooney
In movies, there is always a grim them;
What women like looking at is a trim him;
You know, the darling, handsome one
Who thinks that he is a Don Juan.
Now really, very showy is what you are
And a raising star which is the best by far;
Also, could be things that are God-forsaken
Like when husband away my TV was taken.
So did you read the message loud and clear?
Hope you didn't find any frustration or fear;
As for the likes of loony George Cahoonie
I myself would rather watch Mickey Rooney.
Things are more roomy with Mickey Rooney,
But all women love body of George Cahoonie.
PS. Wow. My Poem of the Day was
really terrific on August 16, wasn't it?
A Yankee Doodle for all time,
one can't deny, you were the guy.
Born with stardust in your eyes,
it's no surprise, you would rise!
A pistol in your pocket,
heaven knows of all that glows...
within your star,
you would go far!
The Andy Hardy that we knew
from way back then,
remember when?
And what a sight to see...
You would be free
to roam about...
There'd be no doubt.
The life and times for all to see.
The life...
of Mickey Rooney.
And what a mic you were,
back then.
You'd be a friend,
just you and joots!
To dance with Judy Garland,
and for sure, she was a darlin'.
Could she sing,
but you were king,
Rooney Tunes!
Then you moved on,
and it was Ava
in your life...
but there was strife!
With her and all your wives!
You would come home
without a home at all,
but you stood tall...
Rooney Tunes!
It was Rooney at the track,
and forever, you'd be back...
to play them all...
but came up short.
A song and dance man
for all time.
A Yankee Doodle...
if there ever was one!
Knew a lad from the boonies
Could really belt out sad toonies
The ladies did cry
Big tears in their eyes
Farting out loud like Mickey Rooney