Best Rooney Poems

A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook for him may be gloomy

He’ll get whacked with an enormous fine
But his club won't force him to resign
It would make...

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Unique newsman Andy Rooney,
did not look like a George Clooney;
beetling brows grew too much hair,
verbalist extraordinaire.

Copyright, May 17, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...

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Mickey Rooney or George Clooney

In movies, there is always a grim them;
What women like looking at is a trim him;
You know, the darling, handsome one
Who thinks that he is a Don Juan.

Now really, very showy is what you are
And a raising star which is the...

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A Yankee Doodle for all time,
 one can't deny, you were the guy.
 Born with stardust in your eyes,
 it's no surprise, you would rise!

 A pistol in your pocket,
 heaven knows of all that glows...
 within your star,
 you would go far!

 The Andy...

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Knew a lad from the boonies
Could really belt out sad toonies
The ladies did cry
Big tears in their eyes
Farting out loud like Mickey Rooney



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