Best Raleigh Poems
Really - Well RaleighREALLY? WELL RALEIGH!
There once was a man from Raleigh
Who liked to share food with his collie
On his knees one day,
while bent over the tray,
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Categories:
raleigh, funny
Form:
Limerick
Sir Walter RaleighSir Walter Raleigh :
by James Edward Lee Sr.
Sir Walter Raleigh
Smoked cigars wrapped
in onion-skins
dated ballerina
Virginia Slims
11/22/17...
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Categories:
raleigh, cute love, destiny, funny
Form:
Clerihew
RaleighIt’s days like this that my mind returns to Raleigh
The pitch, sandy futon, and our intertwined deviant legs
Pushing for a fix
I for one goal, you for another
I would be more aware by the end of the night
of the smoothness of your forehead, and your full...
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Categories:
raleigh, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost love, romance,
Form:
Free verse
Mr Potato
Mr. Potato
a.k.a., Spud Murphy
'I'll have another cigarette,'
as John Lennon (1940 – 1980) writ,
'And curse Sir Walter Raleigh (1552 – 1618)
he was such a stupid git.'
However,
(altho' to his cost)
it may have
gone to his head
(which, unluckily, later he lost),
Raleigh introduced
the noble potato
(the blight of Ireland)
into Britain —...
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Categories:
raleigh, food, fun, hero, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme