Really - Well Raleigh

REALLY?  WELL RALEIGH!

There once was a man from Raleigh
Who liked to share food with his collie
 On his knees one day,
               while bent over the tray,
                   it bit off his nose    by golly

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Not a true story

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 1/23/2011 2:41:00 PM
he he! Daver, you are silly.. who bit who's nose? lol.. bad collie! bad collie!.. by the way.. my mom once bit her dog.. because he bit her.... and that is a true story.. and it was funny... love it.. thanks for the smile..p.d.
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Date: 1/22/2011 12:55:00 PM
lol!!!!! ha....ha....ha. Good one my friend. Lainie
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Date: 1/22/2011 10:47:00 AM
Oh my word, this had me smiling Dave, enjoyed your limerick tonight.. hope your weekend is a good one.. love Wilma
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Date: 1/21/2011 8:11:00 AM
Dave ... this one is great for the contest.. u are a wonderful poet my friend... and so entertaining ... I always smile reading u..luv..
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Date: 1/21/2011 5:27:00 AM
:))
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Date: 1/20/2011 4:59:00 PM
Super Dave.. what a visual here.. good luck in the contest ... very funny luv..
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Date: 1/20/2011 4:09:00 PM
hahaha, that gosh dang ravenous collie, what got into him??? Very cute, DAver!
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Date: 1/20/2011 3:33:00 PM
Quite hilarious and funny write, Good luck in the contest, daver
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Date: 1/20/2011 1:59:00 PM
Glad that it was made up totally imaginary..Enjoyed the laugh...Your presence at my work brought joy...Sara
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Date: 1/20/2011 12:55:00 PM
I am reading many excellent poems this afternoon Daver. I am glad I ran across your excellent poetry again today. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/20/2011 11:59:00 AM
I won't rally round this collie, by golly, and I'll never set foot in Raleigh! I know you don't do contests, Daver, but this would be a terrific entry for Deb Guzzi's Limerick II challenge. Very funny indeed! Love it and love you, Carolyn
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