Best Qualified Poems
What Makes You Think you're Qualified
By Franklin Price
7/24/2015
What makes you think you're qualified to run for president?
Your timing is a little off; it hasn't come or it has went.
Nothing you have to offer can help this country out.
Most of what you speak is meaningless of that I have no doubt
Cannot attract attention away from Donald Trump
King of world wide real estate; politically he's Forest Gump.
Lighting up the media, to tout his point of view;
not much substance to it, but then that's really nothing new.
You all have tried that tactic; of a plan to make things right;
a lot of words and no real substance, nothing to lead us to the light
Pointing fingers elsewhere when your plan is just hot air;
no wonder Trump can move right in, perhaps it's only fair
At least he doesn't waver, almost every time he speaks,
makes a fool out of himself, has no plan, he really reeks,
but then so do the rest of you, except for one or two,
who are really not flamboyant; when they present their point of view
Their plans may have some substance, but do not attract the news,
or the voters to elect them with their country saving views.
What they're saying is not popular, calls for a little sacrifice,
from the rich and poor alike; that doesn't make them very nice.
The voters are the fault you see they always have their say
and they don't want to sacrifice tomorrow or today.
They just keep on complaining that the rich men have it all.
All they have to do to change things is to make the proper call.
A president of substance not air that's only hot,
a cooperating Congress would also help a lot,
Vote out do nothing dead wood who have been there way too long
and raise America up again to the place where we belong
Trump Not Qualified Horn Limerick
Now why would I ever have lied
Trump is truly not qualified
When I looked at long list
His name I surely had missed
Not a citizen who does law abide.
Jim Horn
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Lost in thought between the Scottish mountain
where the cloud impregnates the mist
and sun rests weary hand
and would a Glaswegian superhero
be called Quality Man
He was informed that he was rather young and too close to the offending person which resulted in him being unfairly denied the position for which he had bravely fought believing he was the most qualified
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Only With Qualified Person
Only with qualified person should consult,
When we will discover that the final result;
Had inspected,
And di-sected;
With wrong person did prove to be difficult.
Jim Horn
Is Uniquely Qualified
What we have found out;
Is uniquely qualified;
Writes fantastic poems.
Jim Horn
I have a question
How qualified is he?
Is it based on how he looks?
Is it that I’m supposed to be your cook?
Are you hating on me because I wrote books?
Oh he got his own CD
I’m telling you he isn’t as qualified as I.
Your actions
Tell me
That you’re behind half of a century
Wow this mess is crazy
You got a degree
And replaced me
With someone half as qualified
All because we don’t have the same color eyes
Ooh we you can’t see that God made me
As qualified as anyone would be
He died for that you dealing with
More than a century ago.
Well Jesus is knocking open your do’
So you won’t be hating no more.
teachers terrified
started out as qualified
now are nullified
My Horn Haiku of the Day.