Best Punny Poems

The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the sole owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner

I have never been a...

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A Coffee Merchant was the first man to find,
The corpse as he started off on his daily grind!
What he saw filtered through, so he had...

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Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine

Here's...

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It is a wonder what the mind can come up with....

Me and my friend Mary from school,
sat at the table with all of our tools.
These...

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Oh where could one sweet person go
          Who craves a phrase to ebb and flow
 ...

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Santa Jack's under the weather so I'm hear to say
Let's all write a limerick or two today
It should be funny
Or a little bit punny
So pull...

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Amazing is God Who gives me wondrous taste buds for:
Apple Pie very appetizing
Banana Pie so appealing
Coconut Pie greatly mouth-watering...

Delighting me midst healthy nourishment:
Dessert Pie of...

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Daily Poetry #66, April 4, 2017
Word: Joker

The clock continues it’s endless ticking,
As the day just flies right by, 
People walk on, talking like nothing’s wrong,
And...

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I’m going cray-cray some say…crazy in love, baby…
But, hey, I’m feeling fine up in here
Boldness and bravery today…went through me…
Shedded a tear with no fear…fear…
I’m...

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T hey’d aughta not called nookie
H eaven’s blessed cookie...
E ither burd or bee, cause neither's a lookie! 

B urds well der feathered, not like me?
I...

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Dear Budding Poet:
Modern poetry is a sandbox for all who would build, smash, trash, shake up, and take up the art. Poetry is not writ,...

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In a land that flows with milk and honey, 
the wind moans with foolish silly punny.

The mountains countless caves blaze with blithe light; 
trees of...

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I’m watching TV
You see what I don’t see
I fell in love with the love of my life
I didn’t have a good beginning to be honest
I’m...

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What would you call the young hatchling, for fun,
Of a buzzard crossed with a flamingo?
The answer is moot ’cause it couldn’t be done,
So the joke...

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The Wizard of Pie

The Wizard of Pie was a magical man
With raspberry features, a coconut tan
He lived in a bakery atop of the hill
Where crust...

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