Best Procedure Poems

Once upon a time recently
To dentist went confidently
He gave huge novacaine
Suppose to ease my pain
To my heart went incidently

The dentist chiseled tooth away
I didn't want to play rest of day
The morning after~Oh! well
I'll just say, upon pain did dwell  
But money to him still...

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I sipped a cup of coffee one fine morning,
and said to myself, "This is quite boring!"
I felt a tad bit too dead
so into the pot went my head,
because THIS wakes up you in the morning!...

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The food was lodged in her throat, she was begining to turn blue,
but a local hillbilly with his daddy knew exactly what to do.
He lifted her dress and pulled down her drawers,
and proceeded to lick her entire hind quarters.
Shocked, the woman immediatly coughed the food...

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Please repaper my kayak redder
The level I refer to is new
 I'll wait here Madam, in my Civic
Until the deed is done, thank you!

repaper, kayak, redder, level, refer, Madam, Civic, deed

(Not a contest, just goofing around!!)...

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POTD S.O.P.
POTD S.O.P.
POTD S.O.P.
POTD S.O.P.

same ones win
same winners won
no need to cite them
ad infinitum
POTD S.O.P.
POTD S.O.P.
POTD S.O.P.
POTD S.O.P.

they let different ones win
every now and then
carrot and stick for others
while each slowly smothers
POTD S.O.P.
POTD, rinse and repeat
POTD S.O.P.
POTD, rinse and repeat

your response may be
`he's never won...

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Surgical Procedure



      Medical migraine exhaled pain
          Life lived in all the wrong lanes

              Doctored Degree the hidden fee
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[I got approved today for another procedure
In the old days, a procedure was a surgery,
Nowadays the insurance company approves
It’s something akin to commercial burglary!]

A surgery used to mean a long hospital stay
But a procedure, you’re in-and-out in a day,

They send you home with pain and...

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Paint coat gloss of stigmatised strategy
Ink print format dishonourable dastardly
Rewriting total emotional reliance on romantic target solo
Mistakes made eradicate match develops purely personal 


Necessary structure supports test criteria
Shifted not by storm of hormonal hysteria
Flattery, female following foresee men fearful, fatigued
Indolent inconsistency implores males imbibe, intrigued



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Wise man knows not to be exceeding,does not advertise himself...

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My Poetry Procedure 

 People prefer reading about a current event 
 So if it will be in each poem I have sent 
 Curious and interested readers then become 
 And more of my poems starting reading some. 

 What other subjects should they...

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I am a poor cerebral palsy man full of sorrow
Born into this wide world alone
I have no hope for tomorrow
Somehow I have a notion 
That there is a city called heaven
I can make it my home
These unseen forces makes
It difficult to reach
Sometimes I am 
tossed...

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We revisit the past
to act well at the present
and build an auspicious future...

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If having truth, wake up the world !
but nothing having show deep silence......

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My spinal column was extremely painful.
As a believer in bodily regeneration 
I had endured for long, hopeful
For a natural recuperation.

However, the condition kept getting worse.
Changing sides in bed waxed hard.
The back felt any sudden force
On the ribs if pushed outward.

It being then several weeks of...

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We are extremely trained
        in our failures
   and tremendously incompetent 
        in our successes......

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