A Life Saving Procedure
The food was lodged in her throat, she was begining to turn blue,
but a local hillbilly with his daddy knew exactly what to do.
He lifted her dress and pulled down her drawers,
and proceeded to lick her entire hind quarters.
Shocked, the woman immediatly coughed the food out,
and thanked him for saving her life, reluctantly no doubt.
"Son," daddy said, "I couldn't be proud of you more.
Ya know, I heard about that hind lick procedure,
but never seen no one ever done it before."
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