Best Printer Poems

Throw it over the second floor
Or better yet bathe it
Since it never seem to.
Kicking doesn’t help
Or talking either
Everybody just thinks me crazy.

I’ve thought of starving it
No paper, No work
We’ll see who’s smiling now.
Oh wait for a sec,
Do printers eat Ink or paper?

This machine irks me
So...

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For my outstanding printer, an ode to you
(for days, you've spoken not a word.
No heaves, or thuds, or reluctant clues
you sit silently, and I'm feeling awkward)
to my faithful friend,         
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The Printer takes our written words and with a little ink,
He tells the world in black and white what we all think,

He may serve for finances or business of his own,
With Soho notes and member cards of where to write or phone.

But one or the...

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Printer, Printer,

Why so ink?

Some days blue, have you got the ink flu?

Don’t print grey, be happy all day..

Printer printer...

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The printer has gone berserk
Throwing out my work
Launching A4 paper asunder 
Is it any wonder
That if you need to make haste
It is easier to copy and paste
Halt bedeviled font copying machine
Such tandrum I have never seen
A4 all over the desk and floor
Throw the switch, pull...

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printer not working
checked one hour, couldn't repair~
power switch was off

Date: 1/13/2021...

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My son prints out his kids’ assignments
Since there’s lots on Zoom
And Hadley’s job is getting them
From the computer room.

But in addition, she now gets,
And showed us on the phone,
Some notes from “Mr. Printer”
As the signer’s name is known.

In kindergarten, Hadley’s just
Beginning now to read
So little...

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Assocated Writers of Wrestling:,
Boxing and Wrestlers Guild INC.
All Pro Grapplers Union
South Beach International Stars
United to bring a night
of Wrestling
and the glitz of Ceromony.
                      
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Black ink cartridge dead and empty
Once fed blank paper onion white
It was a canon while it lasted
All good copies come to an end

When it ran dry as printers do
All things die in desert lands
Of thirst and things unsaid
Find a pen that works or pencil full...

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