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How To Kill a Printer

Throw it over the second floor Or better yet bathe it Since it never seem to. Kicking doesn’t help Or talking either Everybody just thinks me crazy. I’ve thought of starving it No paper, No work We’ll see who’s smiling now. Oh wait for a sec, Do printers eat Ink or paper? This machine irks me So before I kill it I wonder, How much jail time Do I have to do For killing one Stupid Printer?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 8/30/2012 7:13:00 AM
Lol!!! Too funny!!! I love this because I completely understand!!!
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Date: 8/29/2012 1:55:00 PM
I have seen people sit on them and kiss them. Don't think that works though.
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Date: 7/17/2012 4:54:00 PM
gettin inta me bloody printer, printing rubbish 4 a spell, drop it off the story bridge , nah it caint dogpaddle what the hell:) love is sweet but incomplete if ya strike a gal with whiskers neat:(
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Date: 7/14/2012 1:53:00 PM
how about hammering it to bits... lol, i need a new one,ronny!... this spoke to me; whoo!.. fabulously witty!..:) huggs
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Date: 6/20/2012 3:52:00 AM
U forgot to mention SHAKING IT!! hahah...I feel your woes, friend...Rascally printers...they never behave like u NEED them too! Funny everyday drama, right? Enjoyed. Gwendolen
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Date: 6/19/2012 8:08:00 PM
Trouble is you can't argue with a machine but I know the feeling of wanting to kill it. Had to laugh (pardon) at the frustration in this one! :)
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Date: 6/18/2012 5:41:00 PM
Haha, this made me laugh. I like your humor. :D
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Date: 6/18/2012 4:15:00 PM
Lol, Ronny, that's too funny!! I know how you feel. Mine is acting up too. Hope I can get mine fixed! If not, I may consider your suggestion :)) Love, Toquyen
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Date: 6/18/2012 8:28:00 AM
haha!! nice one
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Date: 6/18/2012 7:13:00 AM
Got me laughing....nice one there
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