Best Pretzels Poems

A rest stop break and next to us
A group of German folken.
The universal language
Filled with gestures soon was spoken.

Perhaps a food tour? All were
Apron-clad and eating lunch
And drinking wine and laughing
As they'd sip and talk and munch.

My husband shrugged and pointed,
Meaning, What? No food for me?
A laden plate and glass of wine
Were offered instantly.

Our bus...

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Between evening and bedtime
Night is on the prowl for pretzels....

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There is a bakery on Federal Street.
What they produce there is certainly a treat.
You can smell those pretzels baking inside.
The pleasant aroma permeates far and wide.
They are a deep brown color with specks of salt.
The taste would make anyone hungry want to halt.
So if you happen to be around South Philadelphia way,
be sure to pick...

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Today is National Pretzel Day…the day to give our hats a tip
to the long-suffering cousin of the more popular potato chip.

I’m not sure how it happened…why or where or when
but in a list of the most popular snacks...pretzels aren’t in the top 10?

How can they lose out to Cheetos...sure they may be a little bit...

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Peanuts and pretzels
always go well with our beer.
Let's have some right now!
...

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Wat bier en krakelingen zijn de enige dingen die we nodig hebben om een goede tijd hebben....

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Standing alone in a festive crowd,
silent tears falling 
		         to 
			    the 
			         ground
				    amid 
			       the 
		         ...

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Self-Portrait 1-12-24
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Still Life with Cheeses, Almonds and Pretzels

Still life, not stillborn,
With a woman’s face
In dusky background hues,
 Pure clarity clothed in white,
Gazing on gastronomic abundance.

Artist of the banquet
One step behind – 
The woman’s place of her time -
Guardian of the sweet rewards
Served like bridal wine,
Topping the earthen vessel
Of embryonic fermentation.

In a cradle of fine delft
Consummated...

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jalapeño pretzels & the adulation of small things

munching jalapeño pretzels,
savoring a cup of coffee,
taking a moment to enjoy the way a cardigan you’ve had for years
feels
when you throw it on for the
255 thousandth time---
these things, these small (and what may seem to others as being irrelevant details of life)
but more than precious tidbits of life
are...

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Some beer and pretzels
are the only things we need
to have a good time.
...

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i can't see my destination through the snow, 
but i push on towards the horizon, because i know 
that it's there 
and i know i will reach it. 

every finish is a starting line. 
i keep that in mind 
as i mind my addictions. 

i have a prescription for anxiety i call 'stress less'. 
i'm...

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why pretzels do not eat us 
why pretzels do not eat us 
eye opened up the pretzel bag and much to my surprise 
they grabbed me and began to pull me deep inside 
eye lurched and jumped to  no avail as munching then begun 
the pretzels in my bag was eating me the fun...

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Pretzels come in many shapes,
Like rods and twists and sticks,
Some with salt and some without,
Depending on your fix.

I’ve tasted some with honey
Or with onion or with cheese
Or those peanut-butter filled ones,
Which some fans will surely please.

There are jalapeño pretzels 
For the snackers who like spice
And now mini pretzels line the shelves,
But here is my advice...

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     Hear the vendors at the game
       driving loyal fans insane

    “Peanuts, popcorn, pretzels” they shout
       With my friends and me, they all strike out
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Pretzel Poem
                                            By: Bryce Husband
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