Best Presenters Poems

"I have never started a poem whose end I knew.  Writing a poem is discovering."
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Jake’s Two Week Stay

Jake Castle began to think about Giant and Maddy. Looking in his case he decided to write a melody for when he...

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alone inside with me, less than inspirational

  so look out for the more interesting folk

  momentary excitement, the fiery motivational

  beyond the...

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My unusual physical appearance 
Was enhanced by a striking thinness, 
And enormous long-lashed blue eyes. 
Less charmingly, I was also the kind of 
Deliberately malicious...

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"And the times of this ignorance; God winked at;
 but now, commandeth all men, everywhere,
 to repent! (Acts 17:30)

 Interesting it is, what gets printed
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There once was a long vanished England;
Of well-spoken presenters 
Of the BBC Home Service,
Light Service, and Children’s Favourites, 
Of coppers and tanners, and ten bob...

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Noise ,trouble all they say,
No hour no minute no second they pay,
Trouble trouble is ours.

All stories reflect us,
Drinking escaping everyday,
More say we’re notorious,
Again commenting nothing...

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"And the times of this ignorance; God winked at;
 but now, commandeth all men, everywhere,
 to repent! (Acts 17:30)

 Interesting it is, what gets printed
...

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The greatest truth is a lie!!! 
So…I disguise the truth 
amongst shadows because the 
mere sunlight will echo balls of 
fire. So I want to...

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From morning light until 6pm at night,
I'm behind the scenes curating delight. 
With tones that echo on your radio,
blending local stories into audio.

In the heart...

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We hear presenters views,
We hear the production teams views,
We hear carefully selected views,
We hear whatever they choose,

Is it a manipulation of views?
On a massive platform...

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I love the way the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences let Will Smith sit there, for 40 minutes, preening in the front row,...

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So what exactly happened
When that final name was read?
Is it true that the presenters
Got a mixed-up card instead?

The accountants took the blame, of course,
But was...

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I don't like snakes or spiders,
weak tea or fizzy ciders.
Seats on buses that are slightly damp,
TV presenters who are far too camp.

Jalapeño peppers that are...

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The absolute ultimate star of the show is here today, 
And ready to go, so sit down, please stay.
She has words to say, a lot...

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