Best Preaches Poems

A knock at the door...
( I don’t believe in doorbells)
What appeared to be a man and his wife
were standing off the steps on the lawn
The man had a nervous, stern look on his face
and his partner had her hands clasped together
tightly at her waist; glancing...

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Pastor Parker Preaches

Pastor Allen Parker
Is certainly not a prude
Though Pastor Allen Parker
Preaches in the nude
When it’s winter in Virginia
And his skin is turning blue
Pastor Allen Parker’s pews
Are occupied by few
But when the summer crowd rolls in
With their bodies golden tan
The pews are overflowing
And some men...

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