Irony Abounds

On an unsinkable ship’s maiden voyage, it sinks. A pastor who preaches against alcohol, drinks. One’s surrounded by people, yet remains all alone. Confessing sins to a priest, those sins are atoned? A nation’s chief tax czar, who cheats on his taxes? An animal lover who hunts deer, to relax. Sing praise and kill humans, in the name of a God? Destroying our enemies, lasting peace we applaud? The lifeguard fears water, so remains on dry land. American foot...ball, is played with the hands. A high school track coach, who's morbidly obese. The steakhouse that's owned, by a vegan! The priest preaching sermons on love, is a pedophile. Repeat charity builds dependence, over time. Nations war against drugs, and market alcohol? DNA tests confirm, Hitler’s Grandfather was Jewish!