Lucy's Health Advice
Ethel called up Lucy
and didn't think twice,
asking her friend Lucy,
for health advice,
feeling under the weather,
and running out of fuel,
thats why she depended on Lucy,
she'd know just what to do,
so Lucy mentioned to Ethel
her own new health regimen,
which she started today
taking 2 tablespoons after
every meal of vitameatavegamin,
then Ethel noticed that
Lucy's speech was a little slurred,
thats when Ethel decided to visit
her friend and make a house call,
walking into Lucy's apartment
and seeing Lucy sprawled
out on her kitchen floor,
with the vitameatavegamin
right by the door,
Ethel helped Lucy sit down
at the kitchen table,
and grabbing the vitameatavegamin
she read the bottle label,
claiming if you poop out at parties,
this vitamin is ideal for you,
and in small print it also read,
alcohol 100 proof!
Addendum: The one "I Love Lucy" episode about vitameatavegamin is one of my faves!
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