Lucy's Health Advice

Ethel called up Lucy and didn't think twice, asking her friend Lucy, for health advice, feeling under the weather, and running out of fuel, thats why she depended on Lucy, she'd know just what to do, so Lucy mentioned to Ethel her own new health regimen, which she started today taking 2 tablespoons after every meal of vitameatavegamin, then Ethel noticed that Lucy's speech was a little slurred, thats when Ethel decided to visit her friend and make a house call, walking into Lucy's apartment and seeing Lucy sprawled out on her kitchen floor, with the vitameatavegamin right by the door, Ethel helped Lucy sit down at the kitchen table, and grabbing the vitameatavegamin she read the bottle label, claiming if you poop out at parties, this vitamin is ideal for you, and in small print it also read, alcohol 100 proof! Addendum: The one "I Love Lucy" episode about vitameatavegamin is one of my faves!