Best Plank Poems
He Walked the PlankHis mates made old Barney walk the plank
They had, for a long time, told him he stank
For bathe he would not
Or pee in the pot
But it was his feet that were just too rank
4/14/19...
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Categories:
plank, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Plank or AxlePlank or axle
Poem
Lionel Derbyshire
Two lad's halted child
And men mature bolted out
One chose the plank
The other the axle
They laboured hard
For the slog on commission
They had to do
They sweated all the year's
And ripened old.
They fathered two a child.
Their offspring
Two boys energized
After going out of school
And in a...
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Categories:
plank, age, allusion, bereavement, child,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
plank, betrayal, depression, sea, violence,
Form:
Couplet
Plank In Your EyeHow can it be that you're
trying to tell me that
I am not seeing
what you're saying?
You should really think twice
before giving your advice
because your own situation
is displaying!
Now if you're going to tell me
the way you see things should be,
that's fine, but you know,
just before you try-
this...
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Categories:
plank, humor, imagery, introspection, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The PlankI was prepared to walk off the plank
I hadn't realized my heart already sank...
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Categories:
plank, emotions, hurt, poems, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Mind Had Been Walking PlankMind Had Been Walking Plank
Remember when mind had been a blank;
And caused problems when walking plank;
God calling;
Started falling
Did end up in deep water and then sank.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
plank, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick