Best Pinged Poems

My eager man bought me a wee thong
which I put on to best get along
but rubbing bugging attacks
soon whacked my fore and aft crack.
My pinged pong found his dingdonged thong wrong.

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'Poetry' pinged me
  I shiver and cringe
I know what she wants
  With her probing syringe

To prod me with metaphor
  Simile and eloquent imagery
Line, foot, iambic pentameter
  Assonance, consonance
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