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Best Pests Poems

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Premium Member Garden Pests
'Tis another glorious spring and I planted my garden with the expectation,
That I shall reap a bountiful harvest for my table with minimum frustration!

I planted...

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Categories: pests, funny, spring, garden, spring,
Form: Couplet



Seagulls of Barry Island
The sea gulls down at Barry aren’t your average little pests 
 They think they own the sea side and the all wear hooded vests...

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Categories: pests, beach, bird, sea,
Form: Rhyme
Springtime With Gramps
The death of winter carries varied sights.
In April, when dandelions roar, “It’s Spring!”
green yards transform by magic overnight.
Gramps had sprayed his lawn, but in ours...

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Categories: pests, spring,
Form: Quintain (English)
Premium Member Acrostic Memory
Acrostic Memory

Acrostics introduced in fifth grade on a rainy winter afternoon
Careful crafted choice of words written in lyric cadence hues
Rhythmic flow like music class -...

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Categories: pests, childhood, memory, poems, teacher,
Form: Acrostic
The Uninvited Guest
2009 and the expenses scandal
Made Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, lament
So John Bercow, was appointed new ‘Speaker’
To be ‘The Commons’ new broom, was his intent

But...

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Categories: pests, funny, political
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Christmas Song-Of Woe-
Who's that knocking on our door tonight?
Debt collectors, (those pests that we've ignored)
Yuletide woes being sung by my spouse
as we pull shades, and douse the...

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Categories: pests, christmas, funny, money, music,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member One Too Many
Let me tell you the story of the pie piper
Had a flute he played so said the flyer

The town we lived in was on fire
Our...

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Categories: pests, horror, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Sonnet To the Iphone
I shoot up above the silent, spellbound crowd,
Gaping down at their bright hands with glassy eyes,
Then I pierce the satin clouds that dress the skies,
And...

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Categories: pests, addiction, loneliness, lonely, philosophy,
Form: Italian Sonnet
Yet Another Lover
When yet another lover flees my cat sized bed
and leaves me wild and comely in the night
I wonder if it's unknown words I've read
Or is...

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Categories: pests, humorous, lost love, lust,
Form: Sonnet
I Wish I Wouldn'T
The sun is burning my eyes, my hands and my feet
Harsh light scorches the ground, setting it ablaze
The heat brings out the pests and flies.
I...

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Categories: pests, angst, anxiety, cry, death,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Overworked Witches
What's a single mom, overworked witch to do?
School potlucks won't suck up fat vats of witch brew
Green goop soup disinfects science projects
Magic wand deflects coupon...

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Categories: pests, funny, halloween, mom, school,
Form: Rhyme
The Poem In the Picture One
Hungry stomach and hungry voice
Choice of the capitalists
Skin and bone girls and boys
Their creature and they rejoice

Words and paints latent in their look
Contents of a...

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Categories: pests, angel, anger, december, depression,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Trees Tell Me
Trees have never talked before
no one has ever heard tree thoughts.
As plants evolved, so did trees;
trillions and trillions appeared,
half gone now, down to three trillion.
Trees...

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© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pests, earth, memory, native american,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spring At Last
 
I love spring and all the bright spring flowers,
the daffodils, tulips the pansy blooms;
oh, I even love those warm spring showers.
I am drunk on...

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Categories: pests, bird, butterfly, flower,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Bully Poets
There are poetry bullies.
Have you met one, yet?
I know it sounds off,
such a foreign concept.
People who love words
and fitting them just so,
polishing a poem 
to...

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© P.S. Awtry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pests, anti bullying, bullying, poets,
Form: Rhyme

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