Best Pageants Poems

in the sea of lipstick & matching eyeliner 
you need to check your hands quickly---
oh watchers of beauty pageants for little girls
it just might be that you never really
developed those thumbs like the 
rest of us---
as those of us who have been riding that popular...

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"Straighten your sash
Don't wrinkle your dress
Listen when I scream at you
Just wait til I get you home"

Little girls in beautiflu dresses
Heavy make up, poofy hair
Some so young they don't know
It's their mom who wants them there...

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Grandiose Names for Beauty Pageants

By Elton Camp

“Miss America” is a reasonable name
Even “Miss World” is about the same

However, the name “Miss Universe”
Could be making some aliens curse

In the universe with all of that room
Humans live alone may we assume?

Into the judges minds has it entered
That...

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Queens are all over, and there are festivals, parades, banners and stuff.
I wanted to be Corn Queen once, but they chose a girl from Council Bluff.
Our phenomenal state fairs have a bunch of pageants galore.
We watch these winners parade in with titles, banners, and more.

Miss...

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