Best Packer Poems
The Legend of Alfred Packer 'Cannibal Extraordinarie'In the winter of 1873, Alfred Packer was hired to guide a prospectin' trek.
In the San Juans of Colorady they'd heard of gold that they wanted to check.
Alfred claimed that in Colorady minin' camps he'd driven wagons of ore.
He guaranteed he'd show 'em the valuable...
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Categories:
packer, funnyold, old,
Form:
Rhyme
The Lazy Long-Haired Shelf PackerA lazy long-haired packer in a shop,
Lent against a wall to have a quiet stop,
He felt a scraping on his crown
Waking from his nap upside down,
Someone was using his head as a mop....
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Categories:
packer, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Packer " Fan"aticMy dog he usually lays by me.
But when the games on he will flee.
He climbs up on a different chair.
While lying there he'll watch and stare.
I'm sure he's wondering what I'm doing.
He grabs his bone and begins chewing.
I wonder what goes through his mind.
Cuz mom...
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Categories:
packer, pets, sports, mom, mom,
Form:
Light Verse